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May. 1st, 2019 08:17 pmIf you'd like to marry Lex Luthor - Press 1 now and pick out a pair of diamond earrings.
If you'd like to kill Lex Luthor - Press 2 now...really hard.
If you'd like to marry THEN kill Lex Luthor Press 3 now and personnel will take down your information.
Thank you and have a nice day.
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