
Don't let this picture fool you. For months I have laughed at my sisters blog and her stories about her three year old daughter. Her daughter gets into everything from hiding markers in her bed so she can color on everything, or climbing to the top of a closet to get toothpaste that Heather has hidden. Well, I can't laugh anymore. Because I have a child like that now as well, he is just a late bloomer. In the matter of two hours yesterday he did some nasty things, and is lucky to be alive today. I am TRYING to potty train him, and he has been doing okay. But yesterday he was in going "potty". No big deal, I leave him alone in the bathroom all the time. Until I hear him screaming at the top of his lungs. Mind you this child only cries if he is really hurt. So I run into the bathroom to see him standing in the toilet with his feet stuck in the drain hole. He has literally tried to flush himself down the toilet. It took me about twenty minutes to get his feet out, with him screaming the entire time. The good thing is, that I think it scared him so badly he won't try it again. About a half hour later he wanted to play baseball in the backyard. I got all the stuff out for him and figured he would be out playing forever like he usually does. I figured that I would vacuum out my car. I came in about 10 minutes later to get a garbage bag, and who do I see.....Coleman. With mud caked all over his shoes. And he has proceeded to get mud EVERYWHERE!!! All over my floor, my area rug, my couches, the carpet. This was strike 2 against him. It took about an hour to clean that up. I finally get everything cleaned up, the baby is down for a nap and Walker has a friend over. I sent Coleman downstairs to play with the boys. He came up 10 minutes telling me that he had a black eye. Oh, and he did. He had colored all over his face with permanent marker. Not just on his face, but his entire body. It looked like all his veins had turned black. This was all before 11:30 in the morning because I had to leave at 11:40 for an appointment that morning. I am so glad that yesterday is over!! Why are there no pictures you may be asking?? Because it is sure hard to want to take pictures of your child when you are ready to lock him in a padded cell for an entire year!!