12.23.2009
Too Funny for the Sidebar
As Andy and I were chatting during dinner, Porter, deep in thought, suddenly said, "You know, Dad, you really need to get some hair for that empty spot on your head."
I wanted to include with this post a photo of my dear sweet, good-humored husband's receding hairline, but I didn't want to risk the brightly-wrapped "To: Jen" gifts under our tree.
12.22.2009
Merry & Bright

The mischievous grin is all-too-common with this little gal, and Andy is already fearing the teenage years, as Nora is much more "passionate" than Porter was at this age.
VERY nervously perched in a Lawrenceville fire truck. (For a kid who eats, sleeps and breathes cars and trucks, I was amazed at how nervous Porter was to actually be inside of one.)
At the musuem of natural history...as a dinosaur.
Throughout the entire month of December, Porter has been asking for the same thing: "a car that I can climb in and that drives itself." Anyone who knows me knows that powerwheel toys are not my cup of tea, and I was getting really nervous for Christmas day because I didn't want to disappoint Porter on the first Christmas that really counts (until now, the Santa concept has been a bit over his head). Well, I lucked out: when Santa asked Porter what he wanted for Christmas, Porter simply replied, "a new toy." THAT I can do.12.03.2009
Brrr...
Photos will be posted later with all the trip details, but for now, a few highlights:
1) A quick flight from SLC to Denver with the added bonus of sitting next to a very kind woman with a service dog. Porter was in heaven and my hands were free to entertain Nora (good thing since Andy's seat was seperate from the rest of us).
2) A scream-free 3-hour flight from Denver to Atlanta, thanks to Sony, The Lion King, the candy industry and Enfamil.
3) A surprisingly smooth family portrait session, considering all the little kids were under the age of four and all of the original Burt kids (four boys) balk every time a camera comes near them. Fingers crossed I get the prints in time for Christmas cards!
4) Conning my siblings-in-law into a few hours of card sharking.
5) Home cooked meals every night. Not looking forward to rejoining the what's-for-dinner team.
6) The Atlanta Aquarium. Amazing building. Loved the fishies; hated the crowds. Pictures to come.
7) 30+ minutes of Nora cries on the way home from the aquarium traffic with a capital T. Almost worth it for the 2-hour nap that followed once we got home, though.
8) Walks around the Burt's idyllic Americana neighborhood, with my husband and without kids, filled with hoop dreams about the future.
9) Thanksgiving Day: friendly southern greetings on my morning run, chatting with Lynn in the kitchen, prying Porter from a basement full of musical instruments and mathchbox cars to watch Santa in the Macy's parade, homemade cranberry sauce by the bowlfull.
10) The entire town of Lawrenceville gathered around a giant Christmas tree, singing carols to usher in the Holiday season on Thanksgiving night.
11) Elf and Twizzlers
12) Black Friday Shopping with my sisters-in-law (and without kids or husbands!)
13) Dinner out for the non-grandparented grown-ups (I promise I do love them, but again, without kids!)
14) Pictionary. Surprisingly, the men dominated in a battle of the sexes, says the girl who is used to wiping the floor of all competition when paired with her own mind-melded sisters and mom. Andy was happy to finally prove that our reigning success was to the credit of shared life experiences rather than supreme artistry.
15) Church outside of Utah. So sweet and humble (even when you have a very rambunctious 11-month-old).
16) Sister-in-law Crystal's birthday and the hot fudge and whipped cream topped ice cream cake.
17) Flirting with my husband (you can do that when the kids have two very adoring grandparents and one super-uncle Jeff to free up your brainpower and attention).
18) The Fernbank Museum of Natural History. We had the run of the place on a Monday afternoon. Porter's favorite: the $1.50 plastic spider he got in the gift shop on the way out. Go figure.
19) Stone Mountain.
20) Two final impromptu dates with the hubs.
21) A final pizza & movie night with Grandma & Grandpa that included The LIttle Mermaid (my fave) and Nora's first steps.
22) Teething that started the night before our 6 a.m. airplane departure (teeth three & four for little miss Nora).
23) A very loud, chaotic and sleepless flight and then drive home, followed by very sweet Nora squeals when she saw her toy Zebra on our living room floor.
Thanks to Bryan, Lynn and Jeff for putting up with us, our noise and our picky eaters (Andy & Porter). And thanks to the rest of the Burt gang for joining in the fun. Missing you all already.
11.06.2009
Daylight Schmaylight
That said, anyone who is close to me also knows that Andy is my polar opposite in every way, including in sleep philosophies. Usually, I heckle and complain about the imbalanced morning responsibilities in the Burt home, but without any real fervor because I know I'd be awake - with or without kids.
That all went out the window last Sunday.
You see, I do love waking up early, but I love it because it's my only time to be completely alone. I get up, creep out of the house and go running or to the gym, and if I'm really ambitious, I may even hit the grocery store all before my kiddies and/or husband begin to stir. For a working mom who spends the rest of her day putting out fires under tight deadlines and then comes home to cooking and cleaning and bathtime and playtime and and and and and, that one unfettered pre-daylight hour is a mirage of bliss amidst the hurricane of chaos that is life with small children.
Enter Daylight Savings Time. With the back-turn of the clock's hour hand, my early-morning solitude has been snatched from my fingertips, thanks to a too-early rising sun and two rooster-minded children whose eyelids snap open with the break of day. And with that backwards step in time, I am becoming increasingly desperate for a solution and find myself wishing P and N had inherited their father's sleep habits instead of mine.
Beginning Sunday morning, and continuing every morning since, Nora has awoken promptly at 5:15 a.m. After some ignoring that turns her whines to screams, and then some rocking and shushing, I can usually get her back to sleep (and mind you, I am not usually a rocker and shusher; I prefer the cry it out method, and until now, my kiddos have been model children in the sleep department). By then, Porter and his tattered green blanket have stumbled out of bed with demands for a cartoon and breakfast. And just like that, 5:00 has turned in to 6:30, and I'm left recalculating my morning plans...I can brush my teeth, pop in my contacts and throw on some running garb in five minutes...the drive to the gym takes another five...and I'll probably be waiting for a treadmill for at least another five minutes after I arrive. Is the 20 minutes I'd then have at the gym worth the effort? Should I risk being late for work for the 300th day in a row (basically, since Nora was born)? Can I find the time and energy to cram some exercise in this evening instead? Will I ever be able to take a one-hour morning spin class again? Should I risk the cesspool of germs that is the gym daycare and commit to an evening workout while Andy is coaching? Could I realistically squeeze a run in to my lunch hour, and then would I really want to do the whole shower, make-up, hair routine for a second time each day? After a baby and then a foot surgery, will I ever get back in to running shape? Do I care? Should I care?
Yes! This is me taking a stand against Daylight Savings Time. It throws order and predictability to the wind and makes me cranky, flabby and jumbled. Anyone else out there wishing they lived in Arizona or Hawaii now that the clocks have jumped backwards?
11.01.2009
Snickers, Starburst & Swine Flu
And now you ask, what do you do with an almost-four-year-old who has been inquiring about trick-or-treating every morning for the past three weeks when he suddenly gets hit by the plague of the 2000s?
Load him up on liquids and medicine; use trick-or-treating as a bribe for a follow-up doctor's visit, an extra nap and a plate full of fruits and veggies (for good measure); and be overly cautious with your trick-or-treat buddies to the point of asking them to sign a wavier acknowledging their willful participation in Halloween festivities with a swine flu-stricken child.
Thanks to the miracle that is Tamiflu (and the go-ahead from our pediatrician), Porter's immune system threw a hail mary in the final hours before dusk on Saturday. And with an extra layer of clothes, a stroller ride from door to door, and fingers crossed, our little monkey thoroughly enjoyed canvassing the neighborhood for sugared bliss with his pal Spiderman.

and while the moms and boys hit the pavement, Nora and her pal Viv manned the candy bowl at home with the dads.Unfortunately, Andy started feeling worse and worse throughout the evening, and we forgot to get a family Halloween pic. But we did manage to snap a few of just Porter and Nora before the festivities began. It was so much fun when they first saw one another in costume; they were both so excited, especially Nora, who giggled and climbed all over her big brother.




The ballerina-bunny (cut me some slack, this was my first Halloween with a girl and there are too many pink, ruffled options to choose just one) conquered the much larger but more gentle monkey, and with any luck, we'll be able to same the same of the Burts over Swine Flu very soon (Andy's still hanging on to a sore throat and wall-shaking cough).10.24.2009
Happy Halloween!
10.23.2009
Wolf!
Hole up in your house for a week, of course.
That's right, the Burt clan narrowly escaped the swine flu pandemic, settling, instead, for the regular old flu this past week when first Nora and then me and now Andy fell in to its cloudy-headed, sore-throated haze. And though we can't claim the now infamous H1N1 as our attacker (Nora was young enough that she got the official test), we sure have been hit by a mean little bug.
If I had pictures to post, you would see red-eyed bleariness and clammy pallors. And if I had video footage, you would hear a little nine-month-old whimper that would break your heart. Instead, I've only got these words (because who is really brave enough to take pictures of their sick, pajamaed selves?) and a little whining that all our big plans for SUU's Homecoming weekend and Cedar City's annual Sheep Parade (all this Saturday) have fallen to the wayside to make room for our first bout with the 2009 cold & flu season.
Influenza - 3
Burts - 1 (miraculously, aside from a runny nose, Porter has stayed fairly healthy and chipper)
10.05.2009
Fall Leaves & Failed Photoshoots



10.02.2009
Fight like a Girl
Hand sanitizer for the diaper bag? Check.
breast exam for the mommy/aunt/grandma/godmother? ...
Swine flu is small potatoes compared to breast cancer.
It only takes a minute to fight like a girl
(and you won't even break a sweat).
Celebrate Breast Cancer Awareness month (and every month to follow) with a quick self exam. Early detection is the key to victory in the battle against breast cancer.
Saw this clever printout and am wishing I were this creative. To better see the details, visit the Worldwide Breast Cancer site.
9.20.2009




Nora, who has not yet mastered the art of selective hearing when it comes to parental requests, did a little better (unfortunately, the big orange cone struck again).
In all, a great way to kick off the weekend.9.17.2009
Wedded Bliss times Six

And just for fun, here's an engagement pic of our much younger selves.

I would have posted a wedding pic but, sadly, my wedding photo album seems to have gotten lost in the move last year. So all I have now to mark this time is the proof CD from our engagement pictures session. Boo. If any of you have pics from our wedding six long years ago, we'd love to get copies.
9.08.2009
Eight Months and Crawling






8.06.2009
July Faves
- That you call your little sister "Missy" in a sing-song tone and peek over the top of her crib to rub her hair every morning. (In later years, I'll remind you of this and you'll sneer. Oh, please don't grow up.)
- When coaching you on sharing as we drove to your friend's house, you said, "But Mom, what if fighting is just who I am?"
- That you say "amn't" instead of "aren't" or "not".
- I put you in time out, hovering over you with my best angry look (you tend to try to sneak out as soon as we turn our backs), and you first said, sweetly, "Talk to me, Mommy." When that didn't work, you crooned, "Please stop blinking at me and say something." How can I stay mad at that?
- That you wake me up in the morning by, literally, creeping into my bedroom and tapping me softly on the nose.
NORA
- That even at 6 months old, your babbling is distinctly feminine.
- That you purr like a cat when you're especially content.
- That you sleep in the exact same side-lying with legs splayed position that I sleep in.
- That your tip-toed, finger-tipped push-ups will turn into crawling before we know it. (This also makes me a little sad; where have the past 7 months gone?)
ANDY
- That you came back to us after a week in Denver that was filled with soccer, friends, undisturbed sleep, and no dishes or laundry.
- That you try to get me to like video games by refusing to play your newest game without me, but then you heckle me relentlessly the entire time I'm holding the paddle.
- That you have not once told me to stop complaining even though we are now more than two weeks out from my surgery.
- That you seem to be the only person in our house who has not heard Nora say "da da."
- That between our crazy-but-cute kids, the ten different soccer teams, two houses in two years, two surgeries, backyard landscaping and a demanding wife, you somehow managed to finish round one of your grad program...with a 4.0!
ME
- That I somehow thought foot surgery was not a big deal.
- That I surprised my husband and our friends by knowing the lyrics to handfuls of random country songs during our card game music challenge extraordinaire (Thanks to Melinda and Mandy for years of exposure in middle and high school).
- That after all my hard work, I have yet to see anything besides a marshmallow-sized bell pepper come out of my garden. My grandpa had a green thumb, my grandma has a green thumb, and my mom has got more fruits and veggies than she knows what to do with. What happened to me?
8.05.2009
Our Little Kitten
7.31.2009
Wild enough now?

We also hear rumor of a lizard who may or may not be lurking around our flagstone patio. Once we verify, we may begin charging admission.
7.15.2009
Clinton Kelly?

7.11.2009
7.01.2009
Shopping in Cedar
Am buying a bookshelf off of Craigslist this afternoon, and am seriously considering painting the back interior this same aqua color. Though I will [heart] this buffet until my dying day.
Hello pretty! Oh, to have these to wear this Fourth of July (and every other day this summer).
Just because I still don't have any rugs in our kitchen & dining room, and it's driving me bonkers. So may be I DO NEED this one. Yes?
I know, a little funky, but I think I could make it work. J'adore the colors...so wrong, they're right!
And this dining set (it actually comes with four chairs) was actually on our to-buy list, but then I found a super good deal at Home Depot on Some patio furniture, so the fun retro splurge got booted from the shopping cart.Jenny likee!
6.30.2009
June Jewels
So without further ado, my favorite moments of June...
PORTER
- You were so excited when you discovered a bunny on our back porch (wild, no we did not get a pet) that you were speechless, and just very quietly giggled with a nervous grin on your face.
- I also love that you were so careful not to scare said bunny even though we were inside and it was outside. You tip-toed back and forth from the kitchen to the living room and whispered for a good hour. (How is it that you can be quiet and thgouhtful for a nameless wild creature but peace during your little sister's nap time cannot be found?)
- And your chosen name for our two-day visitor? Hoppity.
- Your squeals while blowing and stomping on bubbles.
- That you are too timid to sit on the kitchen counter, pedal your big wheel, play in the creek or even run through sprinklers, but are perfectly comfortable introducing yourself to strangers everywhere we go.
NORA
- Your squeals and grins every time I turn on the bathtub.
- That you'll talk to yourself in your crib for hours (ok, a good 30 minutes) in the morning before you ever cry out for us to come get you.
- That you may be the only baby on earth who loves baby food green peas and yet, you will not touch rice cereal.
ANDY
- That you built a patio for me out of rock you gathered from the mountains with your own two hands.
- That you knew exactly what parts of "Up" made me cry before you even looked over at me with your half-smirk, half-smile.
- That you agreed to a chaotic Fourth of July party at the Burt home on the tails of what has been a VERY busy month simply because you know I can't let a holiday go by un-celebrated.
ME
- That I pick the hottest day of the summer thus far to bake homemade pizzas and sugar cookies in the same evening.
- That I have not yet killed a single plant in my garden.
- That I thought I LOVED basil, added ten basil plants to my garden, and now find myself googling "recipes with basil" every-other day to use it all.
6.19.2009
Down time with the Burts

Porter loves his hair best after he's just gotten out of bed and it's still fuzzy, and will spend the morning "making it fluffy" and talking to me while I get ready for work.
Nora loves to take baths more than any baby I've ever known. As soon as we walk in the bathroom she starts to squeal and kick, and she's happy as a clam until I pull her out of the water. She calms down once I start to goop on the lotion, loves to roll around wrapped up in her towel, and gets mad when we reach for the diaper and PJs.
Between homework and coaching, Andy's summer hasn't been quite as relaxing, but he's been a trooper, and on top of mowing the yard faithfully (and humoring my environmental whim with the push mower), he's proven himself quite the handyman. In the past two months, he has constructed a flagstone patio, built a workbench for my garden, built two decorative wood benches for our backyard, installed a custom drip system to my garden boxes, cleaned out the garage, and helped our neighbors build custom shelving in their garage (he did ours last summer). Eeek...guess I should ease off on the DIY to-do list for a while.






