Central Perk

Chandler: Hey Joey, where do Dutch people come from?
Joey: Uh... well the Pennsylvania Dutch come from Pennsylvania.
Chandler: and the other Dutch come from somewhere near the Netherlands right?
Joey: Nice try! See, the Netherlands is this make believe place where Peter Pan and Tinkerbell come from.

Amy: [referring to their other sister Jill] Who's gotten really fat by the way.
Rachel: Really?
Amy: Mom says she's gained like 15 pounds.
Rachel: Hips and thighs?
Amy: Ass and face.
Rachel: Ohh. I thought she was on Atkins.
Amy: She was. Carbs found her.

[ready to leave a voicemail greeting]
Rachel: OK, ready? Hi.
Phoebe: It's
Rachel: Rachel
Phoebe: And
Rachel: Phoebe's.
Phoebe: Please
Rachel: Leave
Phoebe: Leave
Rachel: I just said "leave".
Phoebe: Yeah, that's because you have all the good words. What do I have? Oh, I have "it's", "and", oh, I'm sorry I have "a". Forget it.
Rachel: That's not true.
Phoebe: Alright, then we can switch?
Rachel: No. I have all the good words.
[Phoebe looks mad]
Rachel: Alright. Let's switch.
Phoebe: Hi
Rachel: Everybody.
Phoebe: It's
Rachel: Rachel
Phoebe: And
Rachel: Phoebe's.
Phoebe: Pl... wait, how did you do that? Oh, you're no ordinary roomate. This shall be interesting.