Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You evil-favored messkit of paralytic smelt coprolith
You misproportioned vial of toxical yak spurt
You vile hod of leprous mudfish settlings
You ill-favored commode of dyspeptic oyster catcher gas
You unenjoyable pottle of ravaged gadfly depositions
You distasteful trough of neuralgic Devon eructation
You discomforting closet of pleuritic sand lizard ca-ca
You unalluring bread pan of loose-moraled Waler detritus
You harsh briefcase of phthisic wild boar ejection
You grim-visaged silique of insanitary Kerry Hill flow
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