This is a fair warning... I had a small tragedy today and I'm feeling quite bad for myself.
If you have eaten then
please wait to look at this post...
This morning I was folding blankets and as I put the last one on the couch i kicked the bottom of the couch. The problem was the ONLY thing that kicked the couch was my toenail! AAAAHHHH! It just about brought me to my knees!
Upon further inspection, I discovered that I completely tore my nail off except for one little corner...EEEEEWWWW!
I tried to pull off the toenail myself with needlenose pliers because it was about 90% unattached. Yeah, THAT wasn't going to happen. Waves of nausea kept sweeping over me and I knew I needed the Dr.
45 minutes later the doc was butchering what was left of my toenail and my composure. One of the two nurses got sick to her stomach watching him cut the nail and pull it off and she had to leave the room to 'get a little air'. Wimp.
I know that these pictures are DISGUSTING but I figure that we are all lookie-loos at heart and can't help but look at the gore when given the opportunity...
Consider yourselves warned...Avert your eyes if you can....

Before going to the doctor....

After the doctor....

My beautiful bloody stump. THAT's gonna look great in flip-flops for the next 6-8 months!
Lovely.