Journal created:
on 11 January 2005 (#5730021)
Updated:
on 9 January 2009
Name:
David "Conglacio" Beckford
Birthdate:
16 January 1983
Location:
Derby, United Kingdom
Website:
External Services:
Conglacio the Geisteskrank , also known as King Dave of Derby.
I live in Derby, England, and am a student.
Dave was born 324 moons ago in the Kingdom of Derby, the grandson of the Peter, Apostle to the Irish. He found God, and began preaching this to all the peoples of the world, till he lost him again.
Dave was first recognised as King by the Emperor of the Vikings, and then by the Lord Protector of Puritania. Dave led a Coup against the Iranian led Starrist regime of Puritania, then joined the Iranian led take over of a small tropical island.
King Dave later retired from international conspiracies to become a phone monkey. Finally, He studied with the Molossian Military Academy before coming to the University of Derby to study Website Development and Experimental Theology.
Each Saturday, He puts his military training to good use, by fighting for American Independence, while on Tuesdays he broadcasts royalist propaganda and prog-metal on the local radio.
I live in Derby, England, and am a student.
Dave was born 324 moons ago in the Kingdom of Derby, the grandson of the Peter, Apostle to the Irish. He found God, and began preaching this to all the peoples of the world, till he lost him again.
Dave was first recognised as King by the Emperor of the Vikings, and then by the Lord Protector of Puritania. Dave led a Coup against the Iranian led Starrist regime of Puritania, then joined the Iranian led take over of a small tropical island.
King Dave later retired from international conspiracies to become a phone monkey. Finally, He studied with the Molossian Military Academy before coming to the University of Derby to study Website Development and Experimental Theology.
Each Saturday, He puts his military training to good use, by fighting for American Independence, while on Tuesdays he broadcasts royalist propaganda and prog-metal on the local radio.
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