So, Wyatt is going through a funny and emarrassing stage lately. I thought I'd post a couple of our embarrassing moments and his creative lies.
The other day, we were at walmart minding our own business. We come upon an employee who is up on a ladder stocking the shelves and Wyatt says " hi fat lady!" He really did not mean to be rude, he was just being honest-Iguess. Then as we pass by her he says "bye fat lady!" She looked at us kind of puzzled and said "byyyyye..." I was like OH MY GOSH! I was so embarrassed. We turned down the next aisle so we didn't make her feel even worse and I got down on his level and tried to address the situation.
Well, he didn't quite get the idea because later that day, we were at a park and I could see him talking to this little girls grandma, who was smoking a cig, and I was thinking oh crap-I can only imagine what he is telling her. So I tried to get him to come over to me and leave her alone. Once he came over, I asked hime what he was telling that lady and he said "mom, she was smoking a cigarette. I told her she will DIE!" Once again, I tried to teach him that we don't say things like that to people. We'll see how well that works...
Then, yesterday he came up with a creative little lie and after being mad, I was actually impressed with his imagination. I had just bought some hairspray and I asked him to go put it away for me. Not long after, I started to smell the hairspray and went to find him. He could hear me coming so he runs out the bathroom and says "mom, go back in the kitchen" I aked why and he said "there are spiders in there and they have huge, huge, huge poop." It was hard to keep a straight face. Crazy kids!