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I shall now post... the adventures of CodeBabe, with her trusty sidekick ReturnZero, who travels the world looking for disorganized crime and the most heinous of all things - UGLY CODE.

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CodeBabe was just settling down for a nice long bout of relaxing programming when suddenly her alarm when off.

"Sweet Beatles, CodeBabe!" ReturnZero yelled. "Somebody, somewhere, is programming something illegal!"

"This is a grave injustice," CodeBabe remarked solemnly. "This poor person could be calling functions incorrectly... they could be... still using int main();!"

"To to the CodeMobile!" ReturnZero shouted.

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The CodeRadar led CodeBabe and ReturnZero straight to the spot of the crime.

"Why are we at Microsoft Corporation HeadQuarters?" ReturnZero wondered aloud. Deep inside, a terrible coding violation must have been committed.

"We must wait no longer!" CodeBabe shouted. With her mighty programming 5ki11z, she finagled her was past electronic security and cameras. With her mighty feminine power, she finagled her way past guards with big guns. Then, she and ReturnZero came upon The Vault. It wasn't just any vault. It was The Vault.

"Justice will be served!" CodeBabe cried in an appropriately heroic voice, and kicked down the steel door.

What were she and ReturnZero to find inside The Vault but stacks and stack of bad programming, collecting dust and tainting the world with their presence. CodeBabe almost fainted from the sheer blasphemy of it.

Quickly she and ReturnZero set fire to The Vault and made their discreet getaway.

The next day the fire was all over the news - Microsoft Corporation HQ had been burnt to the ground!

CodeBabe and ReturnZero patted each other on the back and congratulated themselves on a job well done.

But little did they know, the horrible villainous villain Data &Joe had made... back-up files of everything! And he had an evil plan to use these files for horrible, awful purposes!

**Tune in next time for more adventures of CodeBabe and ReturnZero and their quest to destroy Data &Joe!**

steen

post script: feel free to create your own adventures... I'll prolly regret this in the morning. zzzzzzz.....