You're here with me, the Great Minami Ikki-sama! I'll be your saviour, your master, your badass role model! I've been pumpin' out the slaughtermatic sounds to keep you alive, keep your blood flowing! Can you hear us coming? We're KO-GA-RA-SU-MA-RU, the system failure for the masses, anti-matter for the master plan! We've always been louder than God's revolver and twice as shiny! So, this one is on us! Look alive because this one's for all of you rock'n'rollers, all you crash queens and motor babies! You got this? The future is bulletproof, the aftermath is secondary! It's time to do it now and do it loud! Kogarasumaru, make some noise!