Nolan Announces Sequel ‘Odyssey 2: Electric Boogaloo’ Starring Megan Thee Stallion As Twerking Achilles

HOLLYWOOD — Director Christopher Nolan has officially greenlit Odyssey 2: Electric Boogaloo, the sequel to his already infamous 2026 adaptation of Homer’s The Odyssey. The director, still basking in the pre-release backlash over casting black actress Lupita Nyong'o as the white-armed Helen of Troy, has decided the only logical next step is to double down even harder on the woke casting.…

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Nolan Announces Sequel ‘Odyssey 2: Electric Boogaloo’ Starring Megan Thee Stallion As Twerking Achilles

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