Nolan Announces Sequel ‘Odyssey 2: Electric Boogaloo’ Starring Megan Thee Stallion As Twerking Achilles
HOLLYWOOD — Director Christopher Nolan has officially greenlit Odyssey 2: Electric Boogaloo, the sequel to his already infamous 2026 adaptation of Homer’s The Odyssey. The director, still basking in the pre-release backlash over casting black actress Lupita Nyong'o as the white-armed Helen of Troy, has decided the only logical next step is to double down even harder on the woke casting.…
Vindictive Biden Calls ICE On Anchor Baby Kamala
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Nolan Announces Sequel ‘Odyssey 2: Electric Boogaloo’ Starring Megan Thee Stallion As Twerking Achilles
HOLLYWOOD — Director Christopher Nolan has officially greenlit Odyssey 2: Electric Boogaloo, the…
Rioters Struggle To Vandalize Already Ruined Los Angeles
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Don Lemon Thrilled After Being Brutally Raided And Handcuffed By Gang Of Masked White Men
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Tim Walz Calls For 10-Day Waiting Period For Apple Cider Vinegar Purchases After Omar Incident
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Celebrities Declare ‘Democracy Dead’ After Being Forced To Vacuum Own Homes Following Deportations
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Xi Jinping Invites Keir Starmer To China To Show Citizens What A Real Dictator Looks Like
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Ilhan Omar Distracts From Daycare Fraud Scandal With Winery Fraud Scandal
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Vindictive Biden Calls ICE On Anchor Baby Kamala
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Ford Releases New Trump-Inspired ‘F-U 150’ Truck
(PARODY) Commercial for Ford Motor Company's newest pickup truck, the Ford F-U 150, a Trump-inspired model reportedly conceived within minutes of the president flipping off a heckler and repeatedly telling him “F…
UK’s Boris Johnson Reveals Recently ‘Unearthed Photo’ Of Jesus Getting The Vaccine
LONDON, ENGLAND-- During his recent Christmas Eve message this morning, sloshed British Prime Minster Boris Johnson revealed a stunning photo showing Jesus getting injected with the COVID vaccine, which he…
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