I didn't get any pictures of this, since it may be considered inappropriate to some (I did get some requests for a video of the following incident, and I am sure I could get Zachary to replicate it, but for some reason I just don't think that would be a good idea). Anyway, here is a good story:
The other day I was downstairs and I heard Zachary all by himself upstairs laughing. It wasn't just your ordinary laugh. It was the kind of laugh a parent fears. Like when they are laughing because they found out how shaving cream works and now your bathroom is covered in the foamy stuff. So dreading what I would find, I go upstairs . . .
Oh my freaking goodness!!! This kid is too much sometimes. There he was, with his pants and underwear off, peeing into our fan that sits on the carpet (Keep in mind that the fan was on). The pee is spraying back all over him, which is why he thinks this whole endeavor is so hilarious. I didn't think it was very funny at the time, but looking back I guess it was, in a way.
Needless to say, this kid is fascinated and obsessed with peeing. Here are the places he has tried to pee, sometimes successfully, and sometimes he got caught before he could act:
* In the fan again, twice
* In our backyard grass
* In rocks wherever he can find them
* Off the balcony at my brother's townhome in Nevada. Twice. Not cool. He has neighbors. Zachary's excuse was, "I just wanted to pee outside." He was only successful once.
Worry not, we have been taking corrective actions against this problem, but like every parent of a two-year-old boy knows, it isn't cut and dry. In the meantime, I am just turning to my standby hope of "it's just a phase, right?"