Well hullo there! I am Mary-Jane, and I swear to God that's my actual name. My mum wanted me to sound like a stripper, and I suppose she did a mighty fine job of it. I like moderately short walks on the beach because I'm lazy as fuck and there aren't any beaches near anyway, and dogs. My favourite colour is green - the limey kind, not the appley kind, because no, and my favourite song is Come on Eileen by Dexy's Midnight Runners and I am one of those people who doesn't eat meat. What do you call those again? Sissies.
Now you know me enough to have proper conversation, so what are you waiting for?