Motherfucking UPS. Goddamn fucking shitheads. Why is it that EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME I get something shipped UPS it's a goddamn exception? "Recipient not home at first attempt" Okay, first off someone WAS there. Second off there's an office they can leave packages at in case no one is home. Third off I will kill them all. UPS is about as good as the turds they pay homage to with their uniforms. Motherfuckers