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Listens: young marble giants

it is incredibly important to know when people die

especially when they're someone as important and intriguing as gerald ford, who none of us had totally forgotten about these last 30 years. i especially like to know the most intimate details of their stupid hobbies and personality traits. oh, and please reassure me that they were a fine and decent human being. whether they were or not. i mean they're dead. respect for the dead means saying they were a good person right?

i guess the moral is- anyone can be beautiful and wonderful and free of flaws once they're dead. except maybe serial killers. but it does hold true for mass murderers. i guarantee that when, say, henry kissinger dies, there will be just as many if not more people creaming their pants over what a great person he was.