HULLO;

who said a new year brings good things?  this time the phrase happy new year makes us laughing … hysterically…

on the way to a walk our dad got lost. the gps was clueless too and in morning twilight he made a fatal decision.

there is an iron rule, if you are lost in the pampa, never… NEVER!!! leave the road and drive through mud and dirt …

and suddenly we landed in a deep road ditch, what was filled up with rainwater to the brim.

the mama was sent out to get help and she stumbled through the rain like  a crazy crow

a hunter came, the mama stopped him and he came to the place where da dad and the black maria were in distress…

he called a buddy with a tractor and that moment we thought we go away with two blue eye but no hole in the head… but we were wrong… the tractor guy pulled, the car moved then the rope bursted with a noise like a fart and the car landed even deeper in the shit.

then they called insurance who sent a towing truck, meanwhile our neighbor came and  the mama asked him for bringing us and her home.  he did but we sat in the cargo area of his work van, between things what better should stay unnamed. da nelly was in such a fear that he tried to climb on the mama , no good idea.

then the mama went back to the crime scene with the neighbor where the towing truck arrived. we all hoped for an end  of this nightmare but  we were wrong again. the towing guy pulled the car out of the trench but too fast and because he said no one is allowed inside in case the metal rope bursts and will  smash the window, the car plopped out like the cork of a champagner bottle and crashed hoodfirst in the trench of the other road side! man what the fu.ing f.ck!

with another car what pulled from other side and with towing the car sidewards it came back to the road bit by bit… but it really looks like the loser of a carambolage race now…

we are back on the road now and wait for the bill of the towing truck and the insurance… it really seems that to hope for better things just because a new year starts is in vain… sometimes the water is higher than your wellies and sometimes the water turns into sh.t… ugh.

HAVE A MAGIC MO(A)NDAY ALL