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Post wherein the OP threatens to leave LiveJournal forever...


... and then does so.

Thanks given to Российская Федерация.

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Alternative facts.

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Fart joke, using a UK euphemism, from a primarily US English speaker.

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Rant about free and nonfree operating systems. Which ones the poster favors is unclear.

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Outrageous quote by the President Elect of the United States of America.

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Exhortation.

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Impassioned defense of dicastocracies.

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Post asserting the OP's intention to seize the pudendum of the nation.

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Fools, drunks, and the United States.

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Assertion that the OP is just the best businessman. Repeated assertion that the OP is just the best at business and that the OP is the smartest. Repeated self aggrandizement.

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Screaming assertion that the only way for the United States of America to be successful is to vote for Donald Trump. Indication that voting for any other candidate is akin to voting for Иосиф Сталин and that this will turn the United States of America into the Российская Советская Федеративная Социалистическая Республика. No apparent self-awareness.

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Random letters in random order, as if typing with a blunt object

Complaints about the local job market.  Further complaints about a particular position.  Oblivious comment about a gaping CV hole causing rejection, instead blaming an HR wonk.

Demands for the community to find a placement for OP.

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Post warning community members about the Ides of March.

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A bland subject line, improperly formatted, resides here.

Attempt at witticism that instead comes off very sheltered and ignorant.

Follow up statement that fails completely at providing any redeeming context.

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Moral panic about how the United States is going to hell in a handbasket and soon no one will have any freedoms left. Date of the panic is 1790.

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Wish of congratulations to every single member of community.

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Iliad spoilers.

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Proposal to revive the Federalist Party. No explanation.

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The most offensive statement ever made.

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The least offensive statement ever made.

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