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BEATRICE: Lord, I could not endure a husband with a beard on his face: I had rather lie in the woollen.
LEONATO: You may light on a husband that hath no beard.
BEATRICE: What should I do with him? dress him in my apparel and make him my waiting-gentlewoman? He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man: and he that is more than a youth is not for me, and he that is less than a man, I am not for him
But then, when he's ready to give into the love story with Beatrice, even before the wedding disaster, he's "shaved" off his beard (he has at least trimmed it from the previous scene - and he's definitely shaved textually as Leonardo & co. make fun of him for it, complete with homophobic vocal tones) but here, he's dressed like a "man":
(I still think the best chance they had of getting all the paint off him between scenes was to shave him a bit, but they couldn't shave him completely unless tennant could grow enough of a beard overnight for the next round of performances.)
But: is Benedick threading the needle of Beatrice's designed-to-be-impossible standards for disqualifying candidates for a husband, or what.

