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Tue February 17, 2026
	Cocaine boom? WHAT YEAR IS IT? source: npr.org \| share: Copy Link	6
(Some Guy)	Retiring on a cruise ship is as easy as one, two, dysentery source: supercarblondie.com \| share: Copy Link	12
	If three people individually 'harass' you about your inability to navigate a sidewalk, well, maybe you should look up from the article you're writing and watch where you're walking source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	29
	Sister Crossbow, oh the time has come source: abc7ny.com \| share: Copy Link	20

	We're through the looking glass here people source: zillow.com \| share: Copy Link	48
(Some Guy)	Photoshop this rooster source: ichef.bbci.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	7
	The island paradise with world's fastest growing HIV epidemic being fueled by meth. You're probably already trying to book a flight source: people.com \| share: Copy Link	47
	Asda recalls Asbestos & Friends toy line source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	10
	Seattle Police: 'Felon with felony warrants arrested for committing a felony.' Felon: 'I like felonies.' Seattle Police: 'Kinky' source: kiro7.com \| share: Copy Link	16

	"Staggeringly stupid" man jailed for tattooing three children source: bbc.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	39
	Good news everyone: condoms are back at Olympic village. Get to it source: usatoday.com \| share: Copy Link	49
	Man stabbed in Aberdeen. If you're unfamiliar with human anatomy, the Aberdeen is above the Duodeneem and next to the Hert source: kiro7.com \| share: Copy Link	22
	Caption this greeter source: dims.apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	21
	The buried lede: the sex dungeon had 10,000 customers, only made $1 million. That's good value source: chicago.suntimes.com \| share: Copy Link	82
	Rolling Stone readers vote Disco Duck as worst song of the 70s. Subby says worst song of all time. Anyone disagree? source: aol.com \| share: Copy Link	283
	Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from . Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #779. Starts @ 1:00PM ET, LGT streaming options source: kuci.org \| share: Copy Link	62
	How Dresden was "reduced to atoms" in February 1945 by multiple Allied bombing attacks source: airforcetimes.com \| share: Copy Link	117
	Warner Bros is caving to Trump source: huffpost.com \| share: Copy Link	46
	Deepfakes have been fooling idiots since the 1800s. Here's some of the earlier examples source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	38
	Highway 1 near Big Sur, recently opened in January after being closed for over two years, is closed again until further notice after the latest storm caused multiple landslides source: ksbw.com \| share: Copy Link	49
	Wisconsin boy hauls in sturgeon that probably weighs more than him. Tried like hell to come up with an original Madonna reference, no dice source: local21news.com \| share: Copy Link	62
	Iran celebrates the opening of nuclear talks with the U.S. by closing the Gulf of Hormuz for live fire drills source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	15
	London's nightlife sector hopes for boost from new rules that could actually allow them to remain open at night source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	16
	I'm not saying that Ghislaine Maxwell had something to do with the disappearance of Madeleine McCann, but source: yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	40
(Some Valentina)	Photoshop this swing-out heart source: external-content.duckduckgo.com \| share: Copy Link	11
	Interestingly, the answer for the question of why everyone you date is basically another version of your ex is very similar to the answer for the question of why you keep hitting yourself source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	32
	A quaint and tasteful weekend cottage just minutes from Detroit awaits a discerning buyer source: zillow.com \| share: Copy Link	130
	Woman grieving the divorce that ended her marriage finds comfort through a couple she met while hiking, and you've probably seen this movie source: npr.org \| share: Copy Link	47
	FBI officially covering up murder of Alex Pretti source: cbsnews.com \| share: Copy Link	92
	The true story of how one Flaming Alamo brick wall helped online detectives save a young girl from years of abuse. Buried lede: Facebook could have identified her anytime but refused source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	42
	For no particular reason at all, NPR publishes an article highlighting "wandering," "elopement," and other behaviors that can indicate it's time for a dementia patient to be admitted to a dedicated facility source: npr.org \| share: Copy Link	41
	Day 1,455 of WW3: it's the day before peace talks, so right on schedule Russia launches a massive air attack; and Starlink shutdown has enabled Ukraine to recapture in days as much ground as it lost in all of December. This is your Tuesday Ukraine War thread source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	148
	Jesse Jackson dead at 84. Rest in Power, Mr October source: usatoday.com \| share: Copy Link	167
	Here's the link to the James Talarico interview on the Late Show with Stephen Colbert that FCC Chair Brendan Carr and his quislings at CBS don't want you to see source: youtube.com \| share: Copy Link	90
	When a billionaire says he's worth just $3,850 it's the worst personal bankruptcy ever source: businessinsider.com \| share: Copy Link	43
	Good news for Giant Meteor fans: thousands of 'city killer' asteroids will likely destroy the Earth. Boffins think around 15,000 medium-sized space rocks remain undetected and could be on a collision course with our planet (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	29
(Some Guy)	Cocaine levels in Nantucket water routinely exceed state and national averages. In other news, all summer lodging on the island is booked solid source: ack.net \| share: Copy Link	14

Mon February 16, 2026
	Uber drivers find things left behind in their cars: phones, wallets, keys, small children source: local10.com \| share: Copy Link	13
	Everyone wants to be the hero of their own story. If you're the police chief setting fire to the properties of your rivals, including your stepson, then you aren't really a hero of anything. Especially if it goes on for almost a decade source: local12.com \| share: Copy Link	30
	DNA mutations found in the offspring of Chernobyl workers exposed to radiation almost 40 years since the world's worst nuclear accident. Subby sees the making of another X-Men movie source: the-sun.com \| share: Copy Link	53
	Photoshop this 'Sucks to be you' view source: contemporist.com \| share: Copy Link	14
	"Everything is gambling now," says article that forgot to show a picture of President Biff Tannen holding an old almanac source: axios.com \| share: Copy Link	117
	72-year-old man denies Sapporo subway exposure. "I don't remember doing anything that would warrant arrest. However, I'm a bit forgetful, so it's possible that I just don't remember" source: japantoday.com \| share: Copy Link	8
	Robert Duval as the the Great Santini, a Marine pilot who's bewildered that his military skills don't apply to parenting source: youtube.com \| share: Copy Link	21
	25 Years Ago: War Was Beginning source: youtube.com \| share: Copy Link	93
	Cops accidentally send a guy a link that allows him to download their files, then arrest him for hacking source: theregister.com \| share: Copy Link	35
	Of all the zillow links over the years this is the one to beat. The entire thing defies description, then the bathroom makes you forget even that source: zillow.com \| share: Copy Link	174
	Florida tag beats fail tag when burglar gets locked inside a van while attempting to steal lawn care equipment source: nbcmiami.com \| share: Copy Link	17
	Photoshop this cabinet lurker source: contemporist.com \| share: Copy Link	17
	"This case is about this defendant and his actions. His actions in allowing a child that he has custody over access to a firearm and ammunition after being warned that that child was going to harm others." Had a year's warning source: huffpost.com \| share: Copy Link	46

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