Sometimes People Suck More Than Vampires

Hi there! :)
I appreciate you creating gifts for me! I'm pretty easy to write for, but I do have some preferences. If you'd like to take a look, you'll find my Likes/Wants, DNWs, and their specifics below. For anything not listed, please ask!

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Mediums

• Fan Fics
• Fan Art
• Podfics

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Likes/Wants

• Tribbing/Frottage
• Kid Fic (characters have kids or turn into children w/ kid bodies)
• Babysitting
• Pregnancy/Unplanned Pregnancy
• Fluff/Humor/Angst (any combo of these is fine)
• Sick Fic (cold, flu, etc.; nothing terminal)
• Role Play/Dressing Up
• Sub/Dom
• BDSM
• Menstrual Sex
• Mirror/Wall Sex
• Foreplay
• Sex Pollen
• Bodyswap
• Dubcon/Noncon
• Shower/Tub/Pool Sex
• First Time/Loss of Virginity
• Oral Edging
• Sex Toys/Shops
• Only One Bed
• Trapped/Forced Proximity
• Squirting
• Omorashi/Watersports (no testing/drinking)
• Desperation/Wetting (in a sexual context)
• Kidnapped
• Forced/Denied Orgasm
• Enemies to Lovers
• Dark Fic/Dead Dove
• Kink Discovery

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DNWs

• Bash/Crack Fic
• Vore/Cannibalism
• Scat
• Transgender/Non-Binary/Genderswap
• Mpreg
• Age Play
• Sounding
• Incest (selfcest is okay in some situations; ask)
• Weight Issues
• Amphibians
• Cakeverse/Omegaverse
• Non-HEA Fic

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Crossovers

• Harry Potter
• Twilight
• Charmed
• Lost Girl
• Bones

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• Buffy/Angel
• Faith/Buffy
• Angel/Spike
• Spike/Buffy
• Tara/Willow

Ships (Romantic Rarepairs)

• Buffy/Angelus
• Tara/Spike
• Faith/Angel
• Connor/Dawn
• Buffy/Willow
• Buffy/Riley
• Faith/Willow
• Angelus/Dawn
• Angel/Dawn
• Spike/Dawn
• Faith/Spike
• Cordelia/Angelus
• Lilah/Angel
• Willow/Spike

Ships (Romantic Poly Rarepairs)

• Drusilla/Spike/Buffy
• Angel/Spike/Buffy
• Angel/Faith/Buffy

Ships (Platonic)

• Tara & Spike
• Tara & Dawn
• Faith & Angel
• Connor & Dawn
• Buffy & Dawn
• Buffy & Willow
• Faith & Buffy
• Buffy & Dawn
• Faith & Dawn
• Faith & Willow
• Riley & Dawn
• Spike & Dawn
• Angel & Dawn
• Angel & Spike
• Faith & Spike
• Tara & Buffy

Prompts/Ideas

• Missing/Extended Scenes, Enemies to Lovers, AUs, & Post Canon tropes are always welcome.
• High school years are preferred, but not required.
• Ensemble pieces are wonderful!
• I have no background ship preference(s) for this fandom.
• Accepting/Supportive parents/friends/relatives preferred, but not required.
• Halloween activities, parties/party games, and/or sleepovers are very much loved!
• Magical mishaps, like Willow's spells going awry in a funny/awkward way is a favorite trope.
• Crossovers between the Scooby Gang and Angel Investigations loved, but not required.
• Fics where the characters turn into animals is a favorite trope!

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Harry Potter

Ships (Romantic)

• Draco/Hermione
• Draco/Harry

Ships (Romantic Poly)

• Lucius/Hermione/Draco
• Draco/Hermione/Theo
• Hermione/Draco/Ginny
• Hermione/Draco/Harry
• Hermione/Draco/Blaise/Theo/Pansy

Ships (Platonic)

• Harry & Draco
• Ginny & Draco
• Friendships/Found Family between Gryffindors & Slytherins preferred, but not required.
• Inter-House Friendships/Found Family (any)

Prompts/Ideas

• Missing/Extended Scenes, Enemies to Lovers, AUs, & Post Canon tropes are always welcome.
• Hogwarts years are preferred, but not required.
• Death Eater, Healer, and/or Potions Professor Draco is very much loved, but not required.
• Ensemble pieces are wonderful!
• I prefer to have Draco/Hermione together, even as a background ship; no preferences for others.
• Accepting/Supportive parents/friends/relatives preferred, but not required.
• Found Family between the Gryffindors & Slytherins is one of my favorite dynamics!
• Halloween activities, parties/party games, and/or sleepovers are very much loved!
• Magical mishaps like spells/potions gone awry in a funny/awkward way is one of my favorites!
• Fics where the characters turn into animals is a favorite trope!

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Twilight

Ships (Romantic)

• Jacob/Bella (including Vampire Bella)
• Rosalie/Jacob

Ships (Platonic)

• Rosalie & Jacob
• Emmett & Jacob
• Edward & Jacob
• Any of the Cullens/Wolves & Bella
• Friendship(s)/Found Family between the Cullens/Wolves (any)

Prompts/Ideas

• Missing/Extended Scenes, Enemies to Lovers, AUs, & Post Canon tropes are always welcome.
• Ensemble pieces are wonderful!
• I prefer to have Jacob/Bella together, even as a background ship. No preferences for others.
• Accepting/Supportive parents/friends/relatives preferred, but not required.
• Wolf Bella AUs are very much welcome!
• Vampire Bella/Jacob is very much loved, but not necessary.
• I'm keen on the idea of Rosalie/Jacob being in a Dom (Rosalie)/Sub (Jacob) relationship.

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Ships I'll Write For
While I am dipping my toes into other fandoms, as of 2/20/26, I'm only writing Buffyverse for exchanges. Most of the ships I write are already listed above, but I will also write ensemble pieces.

Ships (Romantic)

• Buffy/Angel
• Faith/Buffy
• Angel/Spike
• Spike/Buffy

Ships (Romantic Rarepairs)

• Buffy/Angelus
• Tara/Spike
• Faith/Angel
• Connor/Dawn
• Buffy/Willow
• Buffy/Riley
• Faith/Willow
• Angelus/Dawn
• Angel/Dawn
• Spike/Dawn
• Faith/Spike
• Cordelia/Angelus
• Lilah/Angel

Ships (Platonic)

• Tara & Spike
• Tara & Dawn
• Faith & Angel
• Connor & Dawn
• Buffy & Dawn
• Buffy & Willow
• Faith & Buffy
• Buffy & Dawn
• Faith & Dawn
• Faith & Willow
• Riley & Dawn
• Spike & Dawn
• Angel & Dawn
• Angel & Spike
• Faith & Spike
• Tara & Buffy