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Nappy Catastrophe
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Have you done a pee pee?
Have you done a wee wee?
Have you done a number one?
Thank you for the present, oh what fun!
What have you got for me?
It's a catastrophe! A nappy catastrophe!
Have you done a poo poo?
Have you done a doo doo?
Have you done a number two?
Thank you for the present, oh oh you!
What have you got for me? It's a catastrophe! A nappy catastrophe!
It's Saturday night, I'm sat in my favourite chair
I smell a funny scent in the air
I come over to investigate
Why? Why?
Why have you done this to me?
I'm your daddy!
Have you done a?
Have you done a?
Have you done a?
Explosion?
Have you done a
Implosion?
What have you got for me?
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Abc What's for Tea
01:44
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A is for Apple, B is for Ball, C is for Cat, D is for Dog, E is for Egg, and F is for Fish. . . and Chip! And Mushy Peas!
G is for Ghost, H is for Horse, I is for Ice, J is for Jam, K is for Kite, and F is for Fish. . . and Chip! And a Can of Pop!
L is for Light, M is for Mouse, N is for Nose, O is for Octopus, P is for Pig, and F is for Fish. . . and Chip! And a Buttered Slice!
Q is for Queen, R is for Rabbit, S is for Snake, T is for Tractor, U is for Umbrella, and F is for Fish. . . and Chip!
Now I know my abc! It's as easy as 1, 2, 3!
I am so hungry! What do I want for my tea?
V is for Van, W is for Whale, X is for X-ray, Y is for Yes, Z is for Zip, and F is for Fish. . . and F is for Fish. . . and F is for Fish! And Chip!
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1.2.3. We Love Numeracy
03:26
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1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 8, 9, 10 You and me sing the number song again, again, again, again, again
10 The amount of hours I've slept since you were born
9 Nappies I change every single day
8 Times I felt like running away
7 Seconds it took for me to stay
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 8, 9, 10 You and me sing the number song again, again, again, again, again
6 Minutes I get to myself a day
5 Meals I make for you and throw away
4 Hard objects you aim at my head
3 Hours it takes for you to sleep in bed
2 Eyes that stare and make me smile
1 1 I'm only having one child
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 8, 9, 10 You and me sing the number song again, again, again, again, again
You and me, me and you There's lots of fun things to see and do Music, sports, films and TV You just love numeracy
You're already smarterer than me
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 8, 9, 10 You and me sing the number song again, again, again, again, again
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 8, 9, 10 You and me sing the number song again, again, again, again, again, again, again
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4. |
Your Favourite (Part 1)
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There's so many dinosaurs, which one's your Favourite? Is it the one that goes. . .
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There's a Place
03:42
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There's a world you should know
There's a town you should go
A place where adults eat children
Now's the time, the smell's divine. Book your slot. Sample what we have got
We salt and pepper their bones and turn them into a broth. I can guarantee you will enjoy the infant stew
Do you like the sound of that? Yes, we like the sound of that. Then come
There's a world you should know
There's a town you should go
A place where adults eat children
The time is now. Don't delay. Come eat the little ones. We're here all day
Medium rare will do. Dripping in barbecue. I can guarantee you it's only kids on the menu
Do you like the sound of that? Yes, we like the sound of that. Then come
There's a world you should know. There's a town you should go. A place where adults eat children
There's a world you should know. There's a town you should go
A place where adults eat children
There's a world that you should definitely know. There's a town I think you should go. A place where adults eat children
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Growing up Going up
03:07
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It only seems like a minute ago, I picked you up from the hospital After four long days
Time flies in the blink of an eye. I see the years pass and go on by, in so many ways
Stronger, faster, taller, smarter in every way
My big boy's growing up My big boy's growing up My big boy's growing up Every day
The cost of living changed and stayed All the prices went higher that day My wage still the same
Your car seat costs more than my car. Expensive creams for every rash. You laugh, it's not funny I've no money
Stronger, faster, taller, smarter in every way
Where has the time gone? First you were zero, then you were one, then two and three The rate you are going, you will bankrupt me
My big boy's growing up (So's my gas bill) My big boy's growing up (And my weekly shop) My big boy's growing up So get a job My big boy's growing up (So's my electric) My big boy's growing up (And my Netflix) My big boy's growing up So get a job My big boy's growing up My big boy's growing up My big boy's growing up Every day
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7. |
Go to Sleep
04:08
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The sun has set and the moon beams out
You've had a busy day, you should be tired now
You've drank your milk, you should be sleeping
Ignore that noise, it's just your mother weeping
Go to sleep, go to sleep please
It's late at night, you should be dreaming
Child close your eyes, you should be dreaming I hear the sandman creeping
I've read and sang to you Still you're upset
your nappy's wet I guess daddy won't finish his box set
Go to sleep, go to sleep please
Why can't you have forty winks? What have you been drinking? Energy drinks
Go to sleep, go to sleep please Go to sleep, go to sleep please Go to sleep, go to sleep please
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8. |
Your Favourite (Part 2)
00:48
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There's so many animals, which one's your favorite?
Is it the one that goes...
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My Colour Song
02:48
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Blue is the colour of the sea
Green is the colour of the leaves on a tree
Orange is the colour of an orange
And red is the colour of danger
This is my colour song I hope you can sing along There's so many colours in the rainbow How many do you know?
White is the colour of a cloud
Black is the colour of the sky at night
Yellow is the colour of a banana And red is the colour of warning
This is my colour song I hope you can sing along There's so many colours in the rainbow How many do you know?
Red and yellow and pink and green Orange and purple and blue
These are all the colours I know Can you name some too?
Violet, silver and gold Very good, magenta and mauve
This is my colour song I hope you can sing along There's so many colours in the rainbow Red is the colour of stop
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There is a place where we can go
There is a place that everyone should know
No tears or crying, no wars or fighting. Just a place where we are Free
I want to live I want to see. I want to be. In the land of milk and cookies
Now is the time.
To make up your mind
Now is the time
To come and join the line
No tears or crying, no wars or fighting. Just a place where we are Free
I want to live I want to see. I want to be. In the land of milk and cookies
I want to live. I want to see. I want to be. In the land of milk and cookies
I want to live. I want to see. I want to be. In the land of milk and cookies
In the land of milk and cookies
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Your Favourite (Part 3)
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There's so many Motorcars, which one's your favourite ? Is it the one that goes...
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Dance
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Let's dance in the moonlight
Let's dance by the sea
Take my hand follow the band and dance
Let's dance in the sunshine
Let's dance in the rain
Take my hand follow the band and dance
Let's dance in the morning
Let's dance late at night
Take my hand follow the band and dance
Let's dance in the moonlight
Let's dance by the sea
Take my hand follow the band and dance
Let's dance in the moonlight
Let's dance by the sea
Take my hand follow the band and dance
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Fat G not only exposes children to various traditions but also inspires curiosity about music as an art form, elevating children’s music to new heights and making it an integral part of family life and learning.
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