What good is speed if the brain has oozed out on the way?

[Well hi there, Barge, this is a new face.]

Heeeey there other, uh, cruise-mates... [Have an awkward wave, Barge-ites.] Since mass skype introductions are apparently the way to go, I'm Wally [are last names even a thing here??? how official is this?????] ... West? Man this is awkward.

[He sort of just slumps back in his seat, apparently giving up the whole calm and collected thing in order to let a little bit of frustrated annoyance show through.]

Look, I'm not happy to be here. Because I don't think anyone wants to be thrown into some inter-dimensional wormhole even if it is for some life-altering deal. [He scrubs a hand through his hair and lets out a tense breath of air.] But, anyway, I'm a new Warden here. Weird as it is, I'll do my best to help.

[And, after a second's hesitation, Wally really can't just leave it at that. Way too awkward and gloomy and serious.]

Sooo, besides the whole redemption thing, what do you guys do around here for fun?