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Attempting to post this has literally taken an hour??!!?

Title: Self Improvement
Pairings: Cartman/Several, Butters/Many
Words: 12K
Notes: For Sekrit, thank you for encouraging me to write this!

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Thank you so much to everyone who left me messages encouraging me to continue this! I really thought only a few friends would care, and it was incredibly inspiring to hear from all of you who enjoyed the first two installments.

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This is something I started a while back, and although I got 20k in I'm not sure if I'm going to continue it -- it's an AU about a fictional, slash version of the practice of bundling and takes place in an imaginary village etc etc. It was really fun to write at first, and I wrote the first 10k or so very quickly, then my interest in it kind of tapered off. If you read it, let me know what you think and if you have any ideas or feelings about where it's going.

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I was very excited that the Broncos went to the Super Bowl this year, for purely SP reasons, and therefore it was kind of a bonus, story-wise, when they spectacularly choked. Because how would Stan handle this?? I feel like this fic is sloppy, but I gave it a shot, and after 6k it is what it is.

Title: Craggy Mountaintown
Pairing: Stan/Kyle
Word Count: ~6k
Summary: It's Broncos Bowl day and Stan can't attend his uncle's party, but he's not willing to leave Kyle or Kenny alone with their crises.

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Okay, this fic: I read a comment on ONTD that described a short story where what Kyle undergoes in this fic was apparently really hot. I think I tried to make it more funny than hot, though I guess if you're into Kyle's ass a lot, like I am, you may also find it hot. It's mostly fluff and also pretty insane, but it was fun to write, and that's saying something for me, since I've been agonizing over sex scenes lately.

Title: Farm to Table
Pairing: Stan/Kyle
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~13,000
Summary: Kyle appropriates Stan's prize zucchini for his own pleasure, with unexpected results.
Notes: This is particularly filthy, I think, though not necessarily in a super kinky way, there's just lots of content that is purely about Kyle's ass and what's happening to it. Lots.

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But really, why.

HOPPITY HOP, A STAN/KYLE FIC

Summary: Stan is a rabbit, but only sometimes, Butters runs an inn, Cartman is an evil wizard and Clyde sells cabbage.

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