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If I follow you, will you give me a fair amount of warning, in time, when you are about to release gas, so I have time to open one of Microsofts Windows in Microsofts OS so I can let out the fumes and let in some fresh coded air?!

I have a family member who's told me they're planning to have a kid soon. What toys should I give in order to be a menace? I was thinking something that both takes batteries and makes noise, and include the first pack of batteries. Is that good or am I better off just picking up a xylophone when the time comes? Or something else?

So as a bit of the joke that when a player finds Meridia's beacon in a dungeon either they pick it up or leave it. How about for those that decide to avoid picking it up, after either a few seconds or a minute the beacon reacts and begins to chasing you until it either reaches you or you make it a certain distance away from the chest. Including maybe add enemies that jump at you as way for beacon have time to catch up. It would add quite a bit of fun and some dread as when you do encounter it again, you know that if you don't pick it up, there is a few moments before running away. As well a bonus perhaps after evading it 5-10 times you gain a special effect that adds more stamina or luck. No downside to getting caught (as the beacon itself is the downside) This would add some fun in any adventure or fear in any playthrough, either or it would definitely be amusing to see this as a mod.

This might sound stupid but I want Kingdom Hearts 1 music to be playing during gameplay. The reason is because it sort of has the same story as Kingdom Hearts with losing hearts being the main focus of the story. Also I want to piss off my friend (who introduced me to this game) even more by making even more KH references throughout my time playing.

Greetings, just as the title states the Commonwealth of Massachusetts is now Ohio. More specifically Boston is now Cleveland, the Glowing Sea is Akron, Salem is Sandusky, Sanctuary will be Mansfield, etc. This idea wouldn't quite match Fallout 4's map but just renaming locations is enough to make a joke. I'd do it myself but I don't know the first thing about what's involved, and I don't think simply typing in names would work. Also, it's up to the author if they wish to put in Ohio lore where there is Boston lore, for example "Boston's Swatting sultans" can be changed to "Cleveland's Guardians" or something more catchy. I'm uncertain if there is already a modification that allows you to rename every single location across the map, and I wouldn't have the foggiest idea on how to export and upload it on Nexus after I'm done. I'm also unaware if there are terms of service against the alteration that this idea would do to Fallout 4, although there are a few problems with changing locations in the game itself. In particular NPC's reference Massachusetts as "the Commonwealth" but Ohio isn't a Commonwealth, or that fact that historical monuments and buildings in Mass. such as the Old North Church or the USS Constitution won't always have real and exact references in Ohio, which could break the Ohio immersion. There also could be problems with NPC's that reference locations but I believe a simple rename of the area wouldn't affect dialogue too much . Thanks for reading and if one chooses to work on this mod idea I'd be glad to answer any Ohio questions in an untimely matter.

I'm looking for as many joke mods as I can to make my tamriel an unrecognizable piece of s***. I'm talkin' things like towns being randomly flooded for no reason at all, npcs randomly beating eachother down, stupidly placed objects, spells that seem innocent but make all hell break loose, etc. Bonus points if it includes random loud-ass noises I wish the nexus had a section for joke mods .-.

The title says it all, like this Skyrim mod here: http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/52614/?, I would like to have a mod very similar to this except with a few extra assets (Stink clouds, Nose plugs, Flammable gas etc) the mod should be toggle-able via New Vegas MCM (Found Here: http://www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/42507/?). This would mainly be a joke mod but some things should also be doable such as: Pranking your friends, Gassing out a room, Canning your farts, and of course lighting them ablaze. Crafting new items out of these could be useful too for example: Stink Bomb Skill Explosives 1 Damage 1-15 etc. This could be used as a no weapon playthrough/fart only playthrough, the fart damage depends on what you have eaten: Squirrel on a stick would cause for some rank gas along with other sources of food you would find in the Wasteland. Critique is welcome along with ideas.

So i had an idea for a joke mod while texting my friend about fallout 4 earlier today. he has not yet played the game yet and i was griping to him about the lazer musket and how it is the most wasteful weapon of the wasteland in my opinion. using 1 full fusion cell to fire just one shot. well auto-correct had its grizly way with my text and changed musket to muskrat. so long story short i need someone to do this for me. please i beg you. i do not have the skill or the time or money to gain the skill and the stuff i would need to make this happen. i want everyone to enjoy the glory that would be the lazer muskrat. basically a re skin of the laser musket and also set to use zero ammo. to make it lore friendly it could be described in game as an odd but fortunate mutation of the wildlife. craftable at the chem station. if it has to use ammo then the chem station could also be used to craft (for free) laser muskrat food pellets with zero weight. the weapon itself would be the same thing as a fully upgraded 6 crank laser musket. the tail could be used as the crank and the laser beam should come out of its eyes if possible, or mouth would also be good. and it would be gripped by its hind legs. again if anyone can make this idea happen that would be wonderful and i would thank you forever. i would want to also have this shared with xbox one and ps4 because nobody should be left out of this one. everyone should be able to enjoy it. regards uroborous aka: some random yahoo with a bad idea.

Recently this idea has come to me, hitting people with a Newspaper Roll. A joke weapon mod. It should have a major bonus against all insect/bug type enemies. Obviously this has to be Publick Occurrences newspaper to be lore friendly.

I could probably do this myself but im incredibly lazy, Im surprised nobody has done this but someone should replace the title screen to say "Skrim"

Looking forward to your additions! :D (But keep it spoiler-free, please!)

Okay so an idea came into my head as a sort of joke. Out of all the factions that are in Skyrim the Bards college is the one that is the most peaceful not dealing in any combat skills. This of course cannot be allowed. My request is too see if any one can create a mod that allows you to use instruments as weapons such as a flute as a dagger, whacking people up-side the head with a lute, etc. That or when you play music the heads of your enemies explode from pure awesomeness.

Something a friend and I joked about that we'd like to see, a dovahkiin with Tourette's syndrome. Just imagine walking around Skyrim and every so often a random shout comes out. You may be talking with a shop owner and suddenly Fus Ro Dah him and his inventory to the back of the room, or sneaking through a dangerous area and suddenly whirlwind sprint into the middle of all the enemies; the possibilites are endless and hilarious. Mark a Jarl for death, Firebreath a guard, Ice form a villager, etc. I'd like to see this get made.

Ok guys, really? It has been almost exactly two years since the release of Skyrim and still there is one thing in this game, which makes it unbelieveable unrealistic. There are many unrealistic things like: You walk through cities and you´re getting greeted by random foreigners; You walk into a house of a complete stranger and the first thing he does is greeting you and asking you to rescue his whole family or he even trusts you his darkest secret in the first dialog. But there is one thing that makes all of this things look like peanuts: Male actors aren´t looking at the butts of female actors!! They dont even glimpse at their breasts when they talk with them. Seriously, how unrealistic is that?? In what kind of world do the developers of Bethesda live? How could they even think about releasing a game without a feature like this? We need a mod for this! NOTE: Don´t take this too seriously, this is half a joke, half a request. Would be really funny too catch some guards checking out some ladies. I am not a sexist and I respect woman, I am a realist and if you are honest to ourselfs, you will probably agree with me. Peace out

For some disturbing reason, I like to reverse pickpocket human hearts into peoples inventory and imagine their reactions. I would love to see a mod that actually makes them react to finding things in their inventory, rather it be something good; gold or bad; a human heart. For hearts, or other gross things, give them the dialog they have when they find a friendly NPC dead or something of similar nature, and then they would drop it on the ground. "By the gods, this can't be happening!"

I want it for joke purposes, but I can't find a mod that adds one anywhere.

this isn't really suppost to be taken seriously but i just want to see if someone will be willing to make a mod where all of the actors speak in the language of the dragons.

I want to make a Flavortown settlement, but I can't make Flavortown... without the mayor.

Can we make a trash bag character playable race? I know there are a few free 3dmodels out there.... Dont know if I can link to other websites on here so ask me if you want a link to a 3d model trashbag. On another note. Can we get a playable T-rex race? There are also plenty of free use 3d models of them out there...~ (And before you ask me why I dont make it myself, I have almost absolutely no knowledge about modding. I could learn, but I have a feeling it'd take me a few years to get to this level...) Apologies if there are already mods like these out there, if so please send me a link to them~ And last of all, thankyou for taking time out of your busy day to read this. ~Baily

I'd like to see more noncombative companions. Specifically, I think it would be cool if instead of attacking my companions danced around my enemies mockingly, or behind me like badass backup dancers. And it would be amazing if they were skeletons. Dancing just looks better when you are a skeleton. And if there were one skeleton who carried around a Dwemer boombox, from which the fight music originates, well that would just sort of make sense, wouldn't it? All credit for this idea should go to this guy:

So, a couple of weeks ago I discovered the absurdity of Xenoblade Cronicles 2 and decided this needs to be a mod: https://clips.twitch.tv/GleamingFurryDuckWutFace (Credits to Joseph Anderson for suffering through this marvelous trainwreck) Basically the mod would add all the "think you can take me!?" "Ye Dun!" and "Dun forget me!" to New Vegas combat, either by adding the lines to human NPCs (not 100% insane mod) or by making them play while the player is in combat (my kind of mod). (Hopefully nintendo can't copyright "ye dun!") Anyways, thanks for paying attention to this dumb suggestion, I hope someone can make the mod so I can lose what little remains of my sanity.

Hi, I was hoping someone could make a joke mod that makes the courier say "you've got mail!" in the old AOL voice every time you get mail. My brother lets me mod his copy of Skyrim and I thought it would be funny to install a mod that does that just for a joke. I mean the courier running up to you and your thinking he is going to say "I've been looking for you. Got something I'm supposed to deliver - your hands only." but instead he says "you've got mail!" in the AOL voice. I just thought this would trip him out. Thank you for your time.

A friend of mine gave me this idea a few days ago. Unsurprisingly, when I tried to find such a mod, I found nothing. If someone could make a mod that adds a new, fully functional race, I would very much appreciate it. If such a thing is not possible, then at least a mesh replacement of an existing race like wood elf would also be cool. Just thought I'd through the idea out there, in case anyone would like to take a whack at it.

http://blog.jakprints.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Deadmau5-Logo.png DEADMAU5 SKYRIM HELMET MOD THINGIE The goal of this mod? None. Whatsoever. I think runnin around in Skyrim dressed as Deadmau5 is it's own reward. http://i45.tinypic.com/3502wd4.jpg CLICK IMAGE TO GO TO DOWNLOAD PAGE! Endorse me if you want more colors n features n stuf! Suggest any and all ideas you have! Especially COLORS!! I love colors! But if you don't like it, no need to be rude, gosh. UPDATE!!! Version 1 released! This a the first non-BETA release! Updates included; - NO LONGER REQUIRES DAWNGUARD TO CRAFT! - This was a derp on my part! - Craft under IRON now not MISC - this is actually what was making it require dawnguard wtf - New 'Vampire' color, making for a total of TEN! - New WIP shield! - Still looks funny, I would love to actually give the shield ears in a future update! UPDATE!!!(old) Version 0.9 released, this a is a full BETA and is only BETA until I am 100% sure it is glitch free! This is a total update from version 0.5 though! In fact, it's a totally seperate mod, you can have BOTH! Updates included; - FIXED GROUND HAVOC ISSUE! You can drop the mau5 and decorate your homes with him! (thanks EmuXanadu) - ADDED 5 MORE COLORS! - For a total of NINE! - ADDED HD LED TEXTURES - Looks like real LED lights! - ADDED GLOWMAP! Some of them are a little bright, but OH WELL. - TIDIED UP THE NIFS/DDS FILES. You may not care, but this should make this more space friendly! COLORS! Black & Pink & Blue Vampire Black & Red White & Pink Red Green Blue Purple Yellow Rainbow ISSUES: YUS THIS MAU5 HAS ISSUES. B] NECK PROBLEMS: SOLUTION = Just don't run around butt ass naked in it and you should be peachy. Plus Deadmau5 don wanna see your dingalongs and taytays anyway. WIP: Mau5 Hammer - a hammer with a Mau5 head on the end! Bash that troll the RIGHT wai! Progress = 10% light backwards - the lights light up backwards and the dark on the front is the lights on the back and the lights on the back show up on the front and I don't understand wtf is going on, but it's ignorable I suppose. Progress = 0% Rainbow Mau5 - Still included for now, but it's really funky looking, I want to fix it up! Just consider it a bonus WIP! Progress = 50% GLOW FACE - I want to make the faces glow without the rest of the head thingie glowing (if you get my mod and figure it out, tell me what I'm doing wrong, and I will add your name to the credit thingies!) Progress = 40% Winky/Angry face - the eyes do funny loopdie doos and I cant make them not look like methmau5 so this feature is totally left out for noa. Progress = 30% Suit thingie - I duno its some kind of suit thngie, maybe. Make me a tuxedo and I will love you. progress = -10% MAU5 SHIELD - Make the Mau5 shield more fun! Progress - 50% (WIP still included in newest download!) Add the ability to play music, dance, and flashing lights! - I'm looking into a mod to add the ability to play music in game, and maybe even dance, and I know a mod exists that can make beams of light shine down on plants and stuff, I would like to have it so you can activate a power, multi-colored lights start flashing on your character from nowhere, s/he starts dancing, and your custom added music plays. (I think site rules stop me from uploading actual deadmau5 songs with my mod) Progress = :(% UNTIL THEN HOW R 2 B DJ? Step 1] Download this mod right here silly! Grab your favorite flashy helmet thingie, then wear something funny! Step b] Download this mod http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/31680 4 2 MK MUZX Step Gamma] Check the 'How to Add Your Own Music:' section of that mod, then do what he says! Step Quarto] Something StepMAU5] add your favorite Deadmau5 to skyrim and fight dragons n stuff! LOCATIONS? In the forge, under IRON - BRING A LADLE! hit ~ then type "Help Mau5" then type "player.additem [mau5IDCode] 1" Remove the "" and replace the [mau5IDCode] with the ID code of the helmet or shield you want! SRS BSNS TIME: INSTALLATIONS: To install drop the "Data" folder into your "Skryim" folder, merging it with your existing "Data" folder. If one is not there, this will create one for you, so don't worry. Say yes if it asks you to merge folders. Should not replace any existing meshes/textures. Also, should not conflict with the first version of my mod. BACKWARDS INSTALLATIONS: To uninstall just delete the 'Deadmau5helm' folders in your textures/armor and meshes/armor folder, as well as the 'Deadmau5helms.esp' in your Data folder. Credits: ArtMurder - New textures, glowmaps, general tweaks and fixes, recolors, forge recipes, etc. d0kefish - Original mesh. EmuXanadu - Tweaked the ground mesh, giving it proper ground havoc.[/url]