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[04 Mar 2009|12:18am]
"Self-realization. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, '... I drank what?'"
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2009 - 1980 != 40 [04 Feb 2009|10:14am]
That is all.
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/\/ / \/\ [27 Nov 2008|02:19am]
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Awesome show, much better than the show at Pershing in February 2006.

All I have to say is "those are some big ass titties".

I leave you with the video clip of said comment by Trent.

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For Sarah [16 Nov 2008|11:23am]
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Envelope (x2): $0.70
Postage (x2): $2.34
Picture frame: $5.99
Imagequeennoise's reaction: PRICELESS. :)


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AMERICA [05 Nov 2008|03:38am]
[ mood | Image ecstatic ]

FUKK YEAH!

I leave you with funnies from the InternetsCollapse )

//Goes home now from maintenance.

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Ayup [30 Oct 2008|10:22am]
My car gets slightly better fuel economy than I do...

24 miles per gallon

Created by The Car Connection

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spawn finger $your_mom [23 Sep 2008|10:41pm]
[ mood | working ]

expect {
       "success" {
               send "fsck $your_mom\r"
       }
       timeout {
               send_user "She fell asleep; bummer.\r\n"
               continue
               close
       }
       default {
               send_user "phail\r\n"
               close
       }
}
exit

Been working on a slew of GNU expect scripts to basically SCP some new software to some terminals, unpack them in the correct spot, check to make sure they were unpacked in the correct place(s), and then finally to enable or disable them. My head hurts. But they do seem to be working splendidly. Certainly beats the hell out of having to do this all manually on 1200+ terminals...
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Cousin's wedding [20 Sep 2008|11:10pm]
Thar be bagpipes and dudes in kilts! Where's my broadsword?
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Oh sh*ts! [04 Sep 2008|11:34pm]
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The world will end next Wednesday.

Best quote: "Anyone who thinks the LHC will destroy the world is a twat."

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I LOL'd [18 Jul 2008|04:07pm]
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http://www.thebostonchannel.com/news/16920636/detail.html

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Heh [12 Jul 2008|08:28pm]
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Apparently answering "yes" to only three of the nearly fifty questions, one will get that result (yes to having a goatee, yes to having DJ-style headphones, and yes to thinking Hayden Panettiere is hot).

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Happy Pi Day! [14 Mar 2008|10:20pm]
[ mood | nerdy ]

Eat some Pi[e]

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[17 Dec 2007|01:25am]
82%LUSH
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Congrats! [29 Sep 2007|07:45pm]
[ mood | working ]

Many congratulations go out to my friends Imagebdinger and Imageyoyo_fool who just tied the knot this evening. If it weren't for my shitty fucking job I would have been there in person for the wedding.

Now, save me some cake! :)

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2+2 == False [02 Jul 2007|06:06pm]
[ mood | Image aggravated ]

This is all a hypothetical scenario...
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Google [22 Jun 2007|04:53pm]
[ mood | Image anxious ]

I applied. Let's see what happens.

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[26 Apr 2007|02:42pm]
[ mood | Image sleepy ]

I have The Plague(tm). I stayed home yesterday and took this afternoon off. But, I do now have drugs, so I do not feel quite as shitty as I have been. Hopefully the sinus congestion in the right side of my face will stop feeling like someone punched me repeatedly soon.

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Motorcycle madness [10 Mar 2007|01:02am]
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Mainly for my reference...

Maintenance list for 2007:

  • Replace drive chain. Inspect/replace sprockets if necessary.
  • Replace rear brake pads. Bleed brakes.
  • Inspect valve clearance.
  • Sync carburettors. Check engine timing.
  • Clean/replace air filter(s).
  • Change oil.
  • Flush radiator.
  • Get around to installing the windscreen I bought off fleabay eight months ago...
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    [21 Feb 2007|02:00pm]
    [ mood | Image anxious ]

    NOAA's website reports it is currently 58 degrees out with wind out of the NW and gusts up to 26 mph. Sweet Jebus, why do I have to be at work today? I have the riding itch like whoa right now. I think this calls for leaving early... Boss is out on vacation all week, boss's boss is out for today, and boss's boss's boss is also gone for the day. I could almost get away with murder. :)

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    snow + LNK drivers = stupidity run amok [13 Feb 2007|08:41am]
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    Srsly, nearly 50 minutes just to get to work this morning. I knew that with the snow traffic would be worse, but I certainly wasn't expecting it being this bad (normally takes 15-20 minutes). Left a little before 0730 and it was somewhat slow going up to about 14th and Old Cheaney, but to be expected. It wasn't until I really got on 14th that just about everyone seemed to go retarded. Took nearly 8 minutes just to turn left onto Hi-way 2. Just before Hwy. 2 and Pioneers, traffic game to a virtual hault and creped along for over 15 minutes. I figured someone got in an accident at Hwy. 2 & Van Dorn, but by the time I made it up the hill past the McDonald's, I noticed a couple cars off the road because they got stuck trying to make it up and I passed one guy in the other lane who was having one hell of a time getting up it. I guess some figured they wanted a challenge and decided to come to a complete stop on the hill and hold up traffic. Past Van Dorn, it was a pretty much a clear shot the entire way up 10th street, almost no traffic. Well, other than nearly being side-swiped twice by large SUVs, I guess.

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