HOW'S MY DRIVING?

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Name: Princess Morbucks
What is she usually called in canon?: Princess.
Age: Five years old.
Canon/Timeline: The Powerpuff Girls/After "'Twas the Fight before Christmas", before "Feel me, See me, Gnomey".

So, can I fall in love with him/her?: good lord she is five what the hell is wrong with you
Can I kiss him/her?: I'd say no, thank you.
Can I kill him/her?: This depends on the situation. Usually I'm fully against children being in deathly situations, but given her canon... more often than not, I'll say no.
Can I hit it?: no no NO NO NO NO NO NO
What's his/her orientation anyway?: Like she has one. She's still at the age where boys are... kinda gross, you know. Let's not think about that, k?
Are you willing to play out any relationships?: Not really. She's not really the type.
And with castmates?: HAHAHAHAHAHA...

Can I make a reference to his/her canon?: If you want. The Powerpuff Girls is one of those fourth-wally type shows at times. Also, Princess herself makes a reference to Batman. Also, the Powerpuff Girls refer to Supergirl, Batgirl, and Wonder Woman.
What about letting them know what's in their future?: Well... the only future there is to talk about is the fight for the Key to the City. So, nothing really.

What kind of abilities do they have?: None, technically. She knows a bit about technology though. And... how to rob workshops. That said, her suit's abilities seem to flucutuate. Nothing's ever consistent in this show.
Do they have access to "Hammerspace?" Kinda not really. More, she pulls guns from nowhere sometimes.
Is he/she a capable fighter?: haha NO. She uses weapons. When she had her more powerful suit, she focused more on power than anything else.
In terms of winning and losing, where would you rather they stand?: Losing. She's a villain, they always lose in the end.
Would you rather fade to black and just assume what happened?: Occasionally.
Mind control/Brainwashing?: Sure, why not. Not that she can get any evil...er.

Questions? Comments?

to be continued

[Princess has been exposed to whatever's going on in the air for a while, and it's finally catching up to her. She finally, finally picks up the phone.]

I've been listening to everyone else talk about secrets and boring things like that, and you know, I feel like getting something off of my chest too!

Back home, I'm a supervillain. In fact, I'm a really good supervillain! I've helped take over Townsville plenty of times, and I have the most powerful superpower of all time-- money. Cash, Moolah, Bills! I mean, using that, I've been able to buy weapons and tanks and superpowered outfits, but the fact is that I have it. And that's why I can't stand being here! I can get the weapons, but without the money, it doesn't feel like power!

And you know what else means you're powerful? Being a superhero! I'm not really a Powerpuff Girl. Who would want to be? I want to be one just so I can get all the fame and adoration without any of hard work. No one would want to affliate themselves with those brats! If they didn't like me from the beginning, they should have just said so instead of just going ahead and being all "Nooo, you can't BE a Powerpuff Girl because you don't HAVE superpowers." Well you know what? I don't care! I've gotten enough notoriety in Townsville's Jail than I ever will among the peons at school!

You know what the worst part is though? They're not here! I mean it's fine having all these things going on in Mayfield and being a part of organizations and everything, but without the Powerpuff Girls, it's just inane! They're not around to be goody-two-shoes, and I don't have my enemies to fight! I don't even have competition from back home!

[She finally sighs, and just braces herself:] I miss Townsville. All of it. Even if it's run by a complete idiot and protected by three do-gooders, it's home. I don't want to rule this place! I want to go back home and rule Townsville.

[Something didn't feel right today. That much was obvious. When she woke up, she had started getting ready for her first Fourth of July in Mayfield... no. Her dad had made a big thing out of the 4th last year, right? The completely extravagant Morbuiji-- Morbucks fireworks display! The best fireworks a normal little-- rich kid could afford!

No, no, something's not right here.]

So, I'm feeling kind of curious today. How many of you have had used fireworks before? You see, last year in Mayfield-- wait, no! I mean last year in Townsville, my Daddy and I put on an amazing show! It was so bright that everyone in Mayfield loved-- wait, no! What is that?!

Ugh, what is this?! This has been going on all day! I've never launched any stupid fireworks with Daddy... Megumi! This is stupid! I just met the guy a while ago, why would I have spent all of my holidays around him? He doesn't even look like he owns half the stuff that I do.

This place is messing with me again, isn't it?! Isn't it?!

[At first, Princess had been deciding to stay in her room. Usually, when she was stopped by the Powerpuff Girls, she spent a while pouting in Jail while Daddy's lawyers bailed her out and she went right back home to whine about what happened. But the gravity of the situation didn't hit Princess for a while.

She had died. Someone killed her. What's worse, she was absolutely helpless when it happened. Forget being a Powerpuff Girl, that made her a completely worthless supervillain. Unable to think or react on impulse, as opposed to letting everything fall into her lap as it usually did. Her daddy wasn't here to console her now, she didn't even get time to think and pout around in jail with any servants to listen to what she had to say. Ah! That's an idea! She can go on the phone lines to complain.]

........[Except, she doesn't know what to say.

Until she screams into the phone.]

I hate this place! I wanna go home! I'm sick of it here, I thought it'd be good to finally be a Powerpuff Girl and have everyone love me and adore me like they should, but no! They have me trying to kill people, and they have people trying to kill me! I hate it! I want to go back home to my Daddy, and take out all my aggression on those powerpukes!

They talk about how it's "their job to save the day", and how they're "standing up for the greater good", but the one time that someone IMPORTANT actually needs them, and they're nowhere to be found! I hate them, I hate Mayfield, and I HATE THEM!

[Originally, when the letters came, Princess thought long and hard about what to do. Naturally, she already was Mayfield's only Powerpuff Girl. She could even prove it! But when she went to go find her things, they were all gone. Her clothes, her weapons, everything. Those lousy good for nothings, how was she expected to take anyone out without them?! But, she figured something out about supervillainy as well. One of the biggest things a supervillain can do is cause death and destruction. Defeat an innocent, and then defeat the hero, right? That was pretty much how it went. Maybe that's what everyone else in Townsville lacked! That killing edge. They were always thinking really big, but never thought to think outside of the box!

But how would she do it without any of her weapons? Oh well. She had time to think about it, she thought.

She thought.

It was overnight where she had a nightmare. She was back home with Daddy, but she was taller! She had grown up! But when she looked around, the long and short of it was that they weren't living in a mansion. It was barely a house... it was a really slummy apartment. Her once proud Daddy Morbucks was now one of those overweight couch potatos, and there wasn't really even anything to eat! It couldn't have been... they had lost their money. They were poor!

When she woke up, she decided. It was going to happen. She didn't know how, but if she was going to keep her money and be a Powerpuff Girl, and be a credible supervillain, she was going to kill this person. Then they'd see.]

[Phone]

Fine! If that's the way you want it, then I'll do this! Daddy worked hard for his money, and I'm working hard to be a Powerpuff Girl! I won't let you take it away from me! So whoever you are, you had better watch out, because I'm coming for you! No one gets away with ripping Princess Morbucks off!

So get ready! I'll... I'll... [She hangs up in a huff.]

[Action - Mitchell Road]

[After that phone call, she left her house, letters in hand while angrily talking to the various drones around the area.]

Potter! Where are the Potters?!

No, I don't mean the florist! Listen to me, you idiot!

Just in case any of you actually care, that fat Russian guy that's been living in my house since I've been here has been "droned". Good riddance anyway, who cares about Communism anyway? Everyone else getting equal treatment without doing the right thing or knowing the right people? What a stupid idea!

I'm glad to live in a world where you have to actually do something in order to get something. Well, most of you anyway. Too bad you weren't born rich, huh?

[Back from "Westport", Princess had nearly collapsed due to hunger. She's okay now, but you know! She's a privileged girl, so going that long without food or water or anything? Yeah.]

Yeah yeah, so I was in that Westport place too. I was going to figure out how to get out, but by the time I had an idea, I was already back home! At least I don't have to actually do anything now.

Gosh, I can see that you guys need a Powerpuff Girl like me. Mayfield could wind up just as bad as that! You're lucky you have me here, otherwise things could get worse.

[Don't look now, Mayfield! From her house on Mitchell Road, there's a little girl wearing a jetpack whizzing around the place. She tried getting out of town, but naturally, that didn't work. She doesn't have her guns so she's not shooting up the place, but she's realized that this is her chance. This is exactly what she's been waiting for.

Starting today, she's going to be Mayfield's only self-proclaimed Powerpuff Girl. And then if those other three show up, they'll just have to be sad and watch her, and cry as she's gotten everyone's attention and everyone loves her! You may catch a glimpse of her before she goes back in and uses the phone.]

Ha!

Maybe I was wrong about this place! It won't be so bad after all, if I can get my stuff back. This is the chance I've been waiting for, and no one's going to get in my way! [Enjoy the laughter before she hangs up! You've been warned, goodevil-doers of Mayfield.