Supposedly your vibrator will finally work right after you do this.
Just read the fine text of the book of bullshit and think of your death as you scroll down all the way at the top

there is a child molester there waiting for you~
fuck yourself

MLG
I'm 1 1/2 years old and i wished that my penis would grow to 10 times the length because i saw porn on my mom's computer and i liked it. it was 6:66 am when i made my wish. At 12:00 am (no-scope) the doorbell rang and there a pladtic surgeon was huge dick and all!
I'm URMOM MCTHUNDERPANTS and im 413 and i've been having trouble drinking mt dew and being mlg. i made a simple wish that i could be a part of the illuminati. that was at 1:36 and at 2:55 there was a ceramony for me becoming member of the illuminati.
beleive me... this really works!

my name is-- OH FUCK IT LETS GO DOWN TO THE END
Just scroll down to the beginning and read from there.

while you do, make a wish when you have completed scrolling. whatever the age of your planet is will be how long it takes fir it to come true! ex the earth is 8.927726 billionzillion years old minutes for your wish to come true-- fuck this