20 January 2026
SAY, ANDERS... DO YOU KISS YOUR 'MOR' WITH THAT MOUTH?

-- "Danish lawmaker and European Parliament Member Anders Vistisen was reprimanded after startlingly telling President Trump to 'fuck off' during a recent meeting to discuss the US’s campaign to buy Greenland." --Funny... Trump doesn't seem too bothered by the Euroweenies.
YOUR CBC... LET'S PRETEND HE WAS UNARMED AND THE FAMILY DIDN'T CALL 911

-- "RCMP were called to a residence regarding a domestic disturbance and arrived to find a man 'in possession of a weapon.' The release stated that a taser was used on the man with no effect, and another officer then shot the man." --Well, lady... next time you could just call the local 'shaman'...
-- "What gives them the right to come onto our reservations, our communities, and shoot our people?” Paul said." --
Make sure you check out the obligatory CBC included baby picture.
If feeling inspired, please let 'professional' journo Sam Farley know how you feel.
THE RACIST SHITHOLE WHERE I LIVE...

-- "Toronto Police say a woman wanted in connection with a hate-motivated assault made anti-Egyptian and anti-immigration utterances before pouring water over a person’s head in East York. She was last seen walking east on Overlea Boulevard." --And...
-- "York Regional Police have charged 66‑year‑old Toronto man Vahid Hossein‑Nia after he was allegedly seen hiding behind garbage cans inside a Markham community centre while committing an indecent act." --
19 January 2026
I GUESS BACK IN THE OLD COUNTRY, YOU'D JUST SNATCH A WIFE OFF THE STREET...

-- "Markham, Ont. man, 54-year-old Luigi Kong, has been charged with criminal harassment in a stalking investigation after police allege he repeatedly attended the swimming lessons of a victim over a period of several months." --And...
-- "One man suffered serious injuries after a stabbing at an airport hotel currently being used as part of its homeless shelter system early Monday morning, Toronto Police say." --And...
-- "Toronto Police say Christopher Casilla‑Pena, 27, has been arrested and charged with trafficking two teenage girls and assaulting one of the victims." --
JUST YOUR TYPICAL 'FLORIDA MAN'...

-- "Florida man Ahmad Jihad Bojeh, 29, is accused of shooting and killing three tourists stranded at a rental home on Saturday. Osceola County Sheriff Christopher Blackmon described it as a 'horrific and senseless act of premeditated violence.’" --It's so bad... folks have started looking for their own justice.
AS LONG AS SHE TAKES 'TAMPON TIM' WALZ WITH HER...

-- "She should be in jail, or even a worse punishment, sent back to Somalia, considered one of the absolutely worst countries in the World. 'She could help to MAKE SOMALIA GREAT AGAIN!'" --And what about cackling Kamala?
-- "Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro claimed that former Vice President Kamala Harris' election team asked whether he was an 'agent of the Israeli government' while discussing his potential as a Vice Presidential candidate." --
ASHLI BABBIT WAS APPARENTLY UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT...

-- "A New York Times opinion piece omitted several details while describing the fatal shooting of Minnesota woman Renee Good by an Immigration and Customs Enforcement officer after claiming Good was 'summarily executed.' The article did not include any additional context on the shooting, such as Good driving a Honda Pilot SUV in the direction of ICE officers after ignoring demands to step out of the vehicle." --What is happening to the United States of America?
THE MUSIC THAT SOOTHES MEN'S SOULS... 'TORONTO MAN' EDITION...

-- "A courtroom erupted in tears and applause after a jury found Toronto rapper Christopher Lucas, 27, guilty of two counts of second-degree murder in the shooting deaths of Christine Crooks, 18, of Toronto, and 20-year-old Juliana Pannunzio of Windsor at a Fort Erie Airbnb. Lucas aka ‘El Plaga’, who did not testify at trial, showed no emotion when the verdicts were read." --
Hey... what's new with 'Scarborough Man'?
DAILY GTA MAYHEM... TORONTO 'COMMUNITY HOUSING' EDITION
-- "A man in his 20s has been rushed to hospital in critical condition following a shooting at Jane Street and Steeles Avenue in North York early Monday morning, Toronto Police say. Two males dressed in black were spotted leaving the area in a dark-coloured sedan." --
DEI MEANS DIE...

-- "In 2025, having officially renamed Yonge-Dundas Square to Sankofa — a Ghanaian word that means 'to go back and get it' — demand for the downtown public event space cratered." --How bad was it?
-- "Revenue from permits fell from $275,000 in 2024 to a projected $87,000 for 2025." --MEANWHILE... In other racist shithole news.
18 January 2026
THIS IS NO LONGER THE COUNTRY I GREW UP IN... HOW DO WE FIX THIS?

-- "A Durham Regional Police officer and a suspect were both shot during a response to an 'armed person call.' The shooting occurred at a home on Cedar Street in Oshawa." --
Turns out the cop was hit by 'friendly fire.'
UPDATE: Officers were seen in and around 'All Spa & Hot Tub' at 744 Simcoe St. S.
FRANCE... THE PROBLEM ISN'T JUST RADICAL ISLAM...

-- "The mourners had gathered in the small village of Vero, a half-hour drive from Ajaccio, the capital of the picture-postcard Mediterranean island of Corsica. In their midst was former nationalist leader Alain Orsoni, 71, who had flown in from exile in Nicaragua to bury his mother. Suddenly, with the ceremony under way, a single shot was fired from nearby scrubland, killing Orsoni instantly." --NOTA BENE...
-- "Thirty-five people have been fatally shot on this island of 350,000 people in the past three years alone, giving it one of France's highest murder rates." --
YOUR DAILY GTA MAYHEM... 'UNACCEPTABLE' IS THE 'NEW NORMAL'...

-- "York Regional Police are investigating after a vehicle was shot at in a Vaughan neighbourhood overnight. Police say the shooting happened in the area of Madeira Avenue and Genoa Road, where a vehicle was parked in a residential driveway when it was struck by gunfire." --
Looks like the usual, well... you know.
MORE... And cosying up to mail-order China has consequences.
17 January 2026
BABYKILLERS SHOULD BE HUNG, DRAWN AND QUARTERED IN THE PUBLIC SQUARE...

-- "Theah Loudemia Russell, 18, confessed to 'intentionally suffocating' 11-month-old Harvey Muklebustt and another female child 'in an attention-seeking act.' Investigation revealed she had a 'documented history of attention-seeking behavior' expressed through 'nonsensical' 911 calls, fire-starting and other types of 'erratic behavior towards other children,' Savage Police Chief Brady Juell told reporters Wednesday." --The usual, well... you know...
-- "Texas man Paul Thames, 29, has been arrested after sickening doorbell camera footage captured him savagely beating a 3-year-old boy — then demanding that the crying child 'stop playing.'" --
'TORONTO MAN'
-- "Police have charged Toronto man Mohamed Ismail, 24, in connection with a series of knife-point robberies across the city, involving stores in both the east and west ends of the city." --
And now 'Bradford man'...
-- "Gregmore Osakpa Osawe, 39, wanted for assaulting one person with a blunt object in North York last month has been arrested." --
Enjoy Olivia Chow's Mcstabby socialist paradise.
NOTA BENE... A few simple tips on staying out of trouble
THE FOLKS TIM WALZ & JACOB FREY ARE PROTECTING...

-- "According to DHS, criminals arrested in the state during the operation include Hien Quoc Thai, a Vietnamese national who was previously convicted of murder." --
And there's plenty more on the list.
BONUS RIFF... It's who they are.
I'M SO OLD, I REMEMBER ONTARIO WHEN BODIES WEREN'T DROPPING EVERY DAY...

-- "The number of criminal charges in a category that includes homicides and assaults that are being withdrawn before they are tested at trial has risen dramatically, according to Ontario court statistics. The new figures are a sign that the province’s justice system hasn’t kept up with tens of thousands more charges laid by police." --
NOTA BENE... And look at what's happening in the UK.
Meanwhile, the feds are declaring victory over legal firearms owners.
LOOK OUT FOR THE GUYS WITH THE WAY-COOL NAMES...

-- "Rishav Chopra, 27, Jashandeep Singh, 34,Harmandeep Singh, 27, Tajinder Chopra, 20 and 32-year-old Varun Aul have been charged following a fight involving multiple tow truck drivers in Brampton, where three people were attacked with a metal pole. Two of those were also assaulted with bear spray. All the suspects were released on an undertaking with conditions." --And, look here... those 'Toronto men' have been at it again.
16 January 2026
SO, DOES THIS MEAN EMPEROR JUSTIN, THE FIRST OF HIS NAME, GOES TO JAIL?
YOU SAY MARTIAL LAW LIKE IT'S A BAD THING...On Feb. 14, 2022, the government invoked the Emergencies Act, which allowed for temporary measures, including regulation and prohibition of public assemblies, the designation of secure places, direction to banks to freeze assets, and a ban on support for participants.LOCK HIS IMPERIAL ASS UP...
The Federal Court of Appeal has ruled it was unreasonable for the Liberal government to use the Emergencies Act four years ago to quell protests in the national capital. The federal decision to issue the proclamation was not supported in relation to the relevant factual and legal constraints.
Of course, you know what the consequences for His Majesty are... SWEET FUCK ALL.
NOTA BENE... I'm from the government...
-- "Then CSIS director David Vigneault testified during the 2022 public inquiry that he supported invoking the Emergencies Act, even if he didn't believe the self-styled Freedom Convoy met his agency's definition of a threat to national security." --More here.
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THE THING IS, SVEN... YOU HAD MY ATTENTION AT FAILED 'GRENADE AMNESTY'...

-- "Since 2021, nearly 400 rapes of women over the age of 60 have been reported to Swedish police. In documented cases and court rulings, there is a notable overrepresentation of foreign-born perpetrators, a pattern authorities have been reluctant to address openly." --Relax everybody... it's all under control...
-- "Facing a massive surge in gang-related crimes, in particular involving the use of hand grenades, police in Sweden have introduced a three-month-long amnesty for 'explosive goods.'" --And what the hell is going on in the Netherlands?
WHEN YOU GET YOUR NEWS FROM THE PROGRESSIVE CBC...

-- "Sentencing arguments for CALGARY MAN Jamal Borhot, 35, who was found guilty on three counts of participating in terrorist activities, are set to take place on Friday. When delivering her verdict, Justice Corina Dario said evidence shows Borhot took part in training, acts of violence, and leadership duties with a shared goal of creating an Islamic state. ‘He used firearms with the intention to kill anyone who was not Muslim. These are terrorist activities.’" --Oh yeah...
-- "In 2022, Borhot’s co-accused and cousin, Hussein Borhot, plead guilty in a separate trial and was sentenced to 12 years." --
Seems the Manitoba government isn't convinced.
HEY... LET'S ASK THE CBC...
-- "Defence lawyer Pawel Milczarek submitted the Crown had not proven which group, if any, Borhot had joined and argued it is 'reasonably possible' that the Facebook messages and intercepted phone calls made by Borhot were 'a fabrication created to gain status within his community of peers and family.'". --I sure hope somebody is keeping an eye on this 'community' and the terrorist-worshipping family.
NOTHING A LITTLE SWEATLODGE WON'T FIX...

-- "With that incident likely taken into consideration as the Crown and defence negotiated an end to the trial, Justice Colette Good agreed to sentence Robert George Vanevery to another five months in jail on top of the time he was already serving after Gee’s sentence. She added another five-year driving prohibition to Vanevery’s long list." --
Apparently Vanevery's problems go way beyond alcohol.
Why exactly are we constantly sucking up to these folks?
-- 'My intention with this presentation is to really heal Indigenous oppression with astronomical knowledge and original ways of knowing.' --More 'aboriginal ways' news.
DEMOCRATS STARTING TO REALISE THEY REALLY... 'DON'T NEED A WEATHERMAN'...

-- "Gov. Gavin Newsom, D-Calif., appeared to walk back his earlier comments calling ICE raids 'state-sponsored terrorism' when asked by conservative commentator Ben Shapiro during an interview Thursday. When asked by Shapiro, Newsom also criticized calls to 'abolish ICE,' saying he disagreed with the idea." --They're turning California into Cuba...
-- "It’s a political earthquake. The wealthiest Californians are fleeing the state and taking their capital, resources and companies with them." --The lunatic left keeps getting caught just making shit up.
DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... YOU KNOW THE DRILL...

-- "Demetrius Thurman, 40, accused of killing another passenger in a weekend stabbing on a Chicago train recorded the attack and its aftermath on his cellphone, according to prosecutors. Prosecutors said the men did not know each other." --But, wait... there's more...
-- "Tyshaun Watson,the brute who beat a Manhattan pizzeria manager unconscious in a senseless attack nearly derailed his own plea deal Thursday — when he brazenly started blaming the victim, infuriating the judge." --Some folks should just not own guns.




