He ne'er is crowned with immortality

TO DO:
☐ have somebody punch him in the face (Gintoki)
☐ actually write out one of his pretentious articles for anything he's investigating
☐ get him to date somebody for real (METTATON!!)
☐ related to the previous: have him confess his feelings like a school boy with a crush, bonus points if he runs away (didn't run away sadly but thanks mettaton)
☐ have him transform into Transcension form aka "weird tattooed grey hulk man" at least once (probably is going to happen in Koltira fight thread)
☐ get him to do this at least once
☐ HAVE HIM FINALLY ACKNOWLEDGE HIS STUPID MAGICAL EXISTENCE ALREADY (DONE AND DONE)
☐ get him splendidly drunk, bonus points if somebody has to stop him from doing something stupid while drunk (THANKS METTATON)
☐ have him dress in something else besides his dumb purple trenchcoat (ALSO THANKS METTATON)
☐ have his glasses stolen, bonus points if he just fixes his own eyesight temporarily out of pure frustration because he's magic (THANKS METTATON)
☐ have him be really sweet and nice around a kid (in Woodhurst)
☐ get him to open up about his own existence to somebody and sincerely acknowledge that his life is a lie (wow depressing) (thanks Mettaton)
☐ have him cry at least once
☐ sacrifice himself for someone
☐ play up his mischievous/faerie side more because it's there, he's a trickster if he wants to be
☐ have him be a big damn hero and come in at the last second to save the day
☐ have someone call him a magical boy to his face
☐ have someone call him a ghost to his face
☐ make him try to do something cool but it backfires and ends up with him looking like an idiot
☐ have him use his powers for absolutely mundane things like watering plants or something
☐ have him nerd out about something supernatural, bonus points if he gets embarrassed by how much he's talking
☐ have him take care of somebody when they're drunk; bonus points if he bridal carries them home
☐ HAVE SOMEBODY USE HIM AS A WALKING TALKING PURPLE GLOWSTICK IN A DARK PLACE
☐ MORE MAGICAL FIGHTS I LOVE MAGICAL FIGHTS

 

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