Yahoo Idiots!

Idiot: Do not delete...we want to find out which users r actually using their Yahoo accounts...so if u r using yours plz pass this email to every yahoo user you can...IF YOU DONT PASS..this letter to anyone we will delete yrs...fm MR.ALLEN SMITH admin dept.....our yahoo is getting crowded!!we need u to find out who is really using their accounts..and if u do not send at least 10yahoo members yr account will be deleted...sorry 4 inconvienience...sincerely--director yahoo services RIGHT CLICK ON GROUP NAME OF YOUR BUDDY LIST AND CLICK SEND MESSAGE TO ALL IN THIS GROUP DO NOT DELETE...
Me: I sincerely hope the administration of yahoo can spell better than that.
Idiot: i donno
Idiot: i recieved this message
Idiot: then
Idiot: i tried to pass it to my friends
Me: Do you honestly think the administration of Yahoo - a multimillion dollar company - would send out an official memo that looks like it was written by a thirteen year old dyslexic?
Idiot: hehehe
Idiot: i donno
Me: You dunno. You've never dabbled in the world of business, have you?
Idiot: nah
Idiot: i dont want to
Idiot: i wanna b sooo simple
Me: Would you like a side of fries with your mediocrity?
Idiot: ????
Idiot: what does that mean
Me: It means you'll probably enjoy a dissatisfying existence of minimum-wage manual labor.
Me: I'm sorry, did I initiate severe cognitive dissonance?