The Kenyon Kwarantine
Like
nickless's school system, Kenyon is about to be in serious violation of public health laws if this plague keeps up much longer. Well, y'know, if we were a public high/middle/grade school. I'd estimate that over half the student body is sick with something, and about a third of the students have the flu, including yours truly (though I'm still recovering nicely, hooray). Those may be high estimates, but a lot of people here are sick. More than usual for finals time. I'm surprised the entire campus isn't under quarantine or something...