Bwahahahaha!

Go here. Laugh muchly. Yes, it's a thread on a Trek board, but the title is "Please don't spoil 'The Passion of Christ'!"

Seriously, my roommate and I both just laughed until we cried.

Oh, and comment replies. Soon. I have three pages on my Faust paper, I only need three more....

EDIT: You have to register to view the thread. If you do that, it's in the Miscellaneous forum.