Riverine life

I went for a walk this evening down by the Tennessee River. While I was there, I spied a log caught near the shore. It had a hump sticking up out of the water in a vaguely serpentine manner. I decided to call it (wait for it...waaaaaaait for it...) TENNESSIE!

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all night. Please stop throwing rotten fruit.

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