inconvenience

In case anyone missed it,

I don't write here anymore. I have a different blog now.
I just use this to keep up with friends and communities.

Guy: That's the new American dream--fuck up your life so much that you get your own tv show.

-- Battery Park

Teacher, looking at photo: Ahhh, was this taken in Russia?
Student: No, that's Coney Island.

--Stuyvesant High School

The Two Kinds Of New Yorkers: Encapsulated.

Thin 20-something: Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels.
Heavier friend: Unless you melt some mozzarella on it!

--BBQ, The Bronx

Apt. hunting in the city really bummed out my morning.
I found a few good things to do there, but I don't want to return.
Hopefully one of the DC programs accepts me. Apt. hunting there will be even worse.

Boo on all that.

Genetics and evolution teacher: So as you can see, something like, say, a mermaid, couldn't possibly exist.
Student: God fucking dammit!

--The Beacon School

Girl #1: Oh my god! That condom wrapper says "oriental flavor." What does that even mean?
Girl #2, looking at litter: I think that's a Ramon noodle seasoning pouch.

--Central Park