Josh's Home of Thoughts, Convictions, and Other Crap

This long til Lauren and I get married!


papayarain: Why do you insist on looking 40 when we know you're a youngin?

Simple. Chicks dig older-looking men. Just wait until I start adding gray streaks. Then I'll be REALLY hot.

foxyfrau: Are you a lumberjack? And is that okay?

And you thought I was so rugged!

tomorrow: Why did you end up going to law school instead of being an
actor?

Cuz I wasn't that talented. That and the whole money thing.

tomorrow: Do you prefer your brains shaken or stirred?

On the rocks, of course!

sasswagon: If you could have anything you wanted on a custom license plate (bearing in mind that they're capped at 8 characters, though), what would yours say?

3M-TA3.

Now some stuff that *I* put in here:


I am a Hard Rock Café junkie! I've been to 26 so far: Boston, New York, Foxwoods, Orlando, Maui, Honolulu, Niagara Falls USA, Cleveland, San Francisco, Chicago, Pittsburgh, Gatlinburg, Niagara Falls Canada, Toronto, Toronto/Skydome, Montreal, Ottawa, Manchester, Edinburgh, London, Rome, Berlin, Munich, Paris, Nassau and San Juan.


I steal a lot of icons!! If you find that I have stolen one of your icons and have not given you the proper credit, please comment and I shall remedy it promptly!


Geek code:
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Quote:
Live each day as if it were your last. Cuz some day, you're going to be right!


Communities Moderated:
whatisthatsong ~ Lyrics Finder
unioncollege ~ Union College Community
vaulting ~ Equestrian Vaulting
cynicaliberal ~For cynics and liberals alike


Awesome Communities:
liberal ~ This group is no longer worth it. Disregard this recommendation. Instead try: _liberal_ or newliberal_army.
newsmonkeys ~ For all the news you should get, but don't.
nflfans ~ Go Patriots!
i_give_up ~ Riddles, Old and New
bartendersecret ~ Advice on making and enjoying drinks


Here's what the critics are saying about me:

Nina: Josh is a synthesis of major computer-animated movie stars - a rare genetic mutation resulting from the combination of Dory (Oh look! Something shiny!) and Puss in Boots (no, the kitty eyes will NOT get you everything you want in life). He can usually be found irritating Bush fans, starting conversations consisting solely of the expression "Mine!" and trying to explain the difference between a seagull and a penguin. His weaknesses include cheesecake and the mispronunciation of the word "nuclear". Josh resides in Rhode Island, which is.....somewhere, and works on computers, though he is working towards a degree in the nature of the television show known as "Scrubs" and the general nature of crazy, theater loving females who can be found slamming their heads against keyboards in the wee hours of the morning.

The evil kitty loaf shall invade Livejournal! Submit your will to that of the Loaf!

SERIAL ADDERS OR COMPULSIVELY-ADDING EMO JOURNALS WILL BE BANNED QUICKLY AND WITHOUT QUESTION