SRE/DevOps Engineer, Infrastructure Automator

...and Tinkerer of Terror

I'm James, a battle-hardened SRE/DevOps engineer who's spent decades making computers do things they'd rather not. My days are filled with breaking and fixing infrastructure, constantly switching between Terraform, NixOS, and whatever shiny tech caught my ADHD brain's attention this week. When I'm not debugging production at 2am, I'm outside debugging the universe through a telescope—because apparently staring at nebulae for hours in the desert heat is my idea of relaxation.