Particularly annoyed today.

Particularly annoyed today.  The "consultant" the office hired
can't seem to get his code right, so they've asked me to write an algorithm for
him.  What the hell did they hire him for?  Seems some people
who've read a book like "The Happy Hacker" and have downloaded a few
cracks are passing themselves off as consultants.  Fault as well on the
office for hiring him (they could've just paid me more, right?).