1. The Twilight Saga takes up so much of your free time it’s all you can think about and therefore you find yourself blogging about it.
2. You want to buy a t-shirt that says:
"I poured glitter on my husband so he would sparkle"
but you know your husband won’t be caught dead in public with you wearing it.
3. You talk your husband into reading the whole Twilight Saga (including Midnight Sun’s 12 Chapters) just so you can have someone at home to discuss every chapter with.
4. You get personally offended when your husband rips on Edward or Bella.
5. You get excited when your baby gets his sharp corner teeth before his front teeth.
6. You look forward to going to work just so you can talk to coworkers about Edward and Bella and Jacob and Alice and Jasper and Rosalie and Emmett and Carlisle and Esme… you get the point.
7. You put a Twilight Movie Countdown on your blog.
8. You go into withdrawls after you've finished reading the Saga and desperately want to start reading Twilight again, but you can't since you've loaned it out.
9. Your husband is desperate for whites so he starts a load of laundry himself.
Okay, so I started writing this thinking it would be funny, but as I reread it, it’s just embarrassing! I think I need help!