judgeplz

I would like to take a five minutes recess. I want to play on the swings and the slide.

STAHP! IT'S HAMMA TIME!

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hello UDGEY!

So uh.. Is that really kool-aid?
*Takes drag out of cigarette* Yeah.

-- MEANWHILE --

Peter! I sentence you to ten years in jail!
Lois Oh no.
Chris Oh no!
Brian Oh no!
Meg Oh no!

*Insert Cricket noise*

-- OUTSIDE --

I know this is a little awkward.. But.. Can I DRINK some of your kool-aid?
Yeah sure. Just bend down while I pour my liquid into your child stomach.
Eww.. Now I don't want it anymore.

*gasp*

OH CRAP DID I MISS IT!?

.....

Your honour, as you can clearly see in this photograph, the defendant was--

That objection was... objectionable!

My hair is a bird, your argument is invalid.
I can't seem to make heads or tails of this situation!