Let's call this my debut It's the first song on my fuckin EP It's so good chicks be lining up to see me They wanna phone my home like they ET All the guys wish they could be me Believe it or not, I wasn't very cool Back when I used to go to high school When I got expelled, my life changed That series of events flipped the whole fuckin game Nowadays I'm a different guy ya know Like I'm the type of guy you bring over to your house Maybe we play Xbox go sit on the couch Later on, I sneak in quiet as a mouse So, your momma can use me to cheat on her spouse I just changed my name to dragon Cause you know I'm spitting heat Your girl's looking at me like she knows I'm packing meat I'll introduce myself as a Soundcloud superstar One quick Google search though and that line won't get me far To be fair this is my debut It's the first song on this fucking EP It's so good chicks are lining up to see me They're tryna phone my home like they ET Just for a chance to see me Will this album live up to the hype? I'm not sure but I am sure your bitch is my type When I pull up there won't even be a fight This valid criticism is totally right I've got an ego that can go and fill up a room If you have claustrophobia, I'll spell your doom Honestly, I kinda earned it though Bout time I get to be the star of the show Just for a little, it won't go to my head If I ever sellout you can bet my music's dead Cause I can never lose my creativity Or my music will be more basic than the nativity scene During Christmas at church I try really hard with every single verse I can't fall flat that's why I gotta rehearse Cause this is the first song on my fuckin' EP It's so good chicks will line up to see me They'll all phone my home like they ET Just for the chance to see me Honestly, I'm living the life Sitting at home writing rhymes is a fucking vibe I'm just gonna chill take it day by day Life recently has been so cra-zay Gotta take some time- for yourself If you don't you'll go mad Man that'd make me really sad Cause who would listen to this EP I promise you its good Ask the chicks in line to see me They're tryna phone my home like they ET For a chance to see me Man I'm Just JD Nothing that special bout me Now I'm being modest Time to be a bit more honest I'm gonna be the next Eminem Go and share this album with a couple of friends Be on the ground floor when I blow up I hope you enjoyed my debut This is the first song on my EP It's so good crowds will line up to see me- Just JD

It’s a hoe day Not a motherfuckin snow day No way It’s the best day Better than the rest day No way Ay ay ayyy I got chicks on my line Respondin to my DM’s is taking all my time I cannot focus on my rhymes Cause I got all these girlies on my line How am I supposed to write my songs When works got me making coffee all day long I’ve been living my life carefree happy as can be Just kept swimming like I’m fucking Dorthy Not that I’m having sex with fish It’s a hoe day Not a fucking snow day No way it’s a hoe day Its The best day Better than the rest day No way ay ay Am I purposely bad or am I bad at rap Why you asking these questions and acting matter of fact Just enjoy the lyrics I spit cause they’re lit They’re finna get me mad chicks Wait they already did I got all these girlies on my line They’re calling me up just to ask to be mine So many chicks falling down to my feet Way more chicks than the snow on my street Watch as they all show up just in time Fighting each other for the chance to be mine Man I wish that were true This year I spent Valentine’s feeling blue But hey maybe my luck will change today Cause todays a hoe day Not a snow day It’s best day Better than the rest day No Way Ay ay ayy Yeah I got game But lowkey I’m kinda lame When I talk to girls I get all choked up Waiting for a chance you got me fucked up No luck ayy Like It seems that all the good girls are taken When I get rejected, my confidence its shaken Gotta pull a Liam Neeson go and get them back I’ll give your bitch my bone knick knack paddywack Give me just a moment while I get in my zone Gonna get snuggled up and wait out the storm On this hoe day Really wish it was snow day No way it’s a hoe day Gonna play my video games While I wait out these hoes ay No way Call my bank account sourdough cause I’m making bread My ex-bitch is a sour hoe and wants me fuckin dead But that’s cool if she tries to text me You can bet I’ll leave her ass on read Like I got more important things to do Then waiting on some bitch that left me feeling blue I’m not stuck on it like gorilla glue Cause today’s hoe day Not a snow day Is it really a hoe day No way Oh yay

I love lean Yessiree You how I love that codeine in my sprite Bitch you know lean is my fucking life When I pull up to the crib with my Hydroflask It is almost certain I got lean up the ass You know how I love that purple drank If you don't fuck with lean bitch you got some stanky pussy Facts don't care about your feelings that what they all say Wanna know a fact I like lean up my ass When I was at school, I'd meet the boys in the hallway So, we can pound some lean before science class Cause I love lean Yes, I do I like to drink lean when I need to take a poo When I make my drank its pristine You can always count on me To have that good drank I spend so much money on Jolly Ranchers every week It helps me ensure my purple drank is on fleek Don't even get me started on my Styrofoam cups My bank account be telling me "bitch what the fuck" The debt I'm in is ok cause I like lean I like lean I like lean I like lean I like lean Bitch lean is my fucking thing It's everyday bro with the codeine in my Sprite Bitch I've said before you know leans my fucking life I will never need a fucking wife Through lean, I will always find the light Let me break this down real quick The lean I make is real fucking lit The first step is the hardest though You gotta find some codeine for the rest of the show Once you get the codeine you need some sprite After that some jolly ranchers then you can take flight Throw them all in a Styrofoam cup Go and get them all stirred the fuck up That's it your leans all done You worked so hard and in the end, you won If I go a couple days without lean I'll prolly die I've probably done real damage to my fucking brain It's a real shame I could've been a scientist But instead, I decided to drink lean everyday But its ok cause I like lean I like lean I like lean Bitch I don't need flashy bling As long as I have my fucking lean Cause I like lean I like lean I like lean Bitch lean is my fucking thing

I masturbate a lot because I'm really lonely I can't stand all these bitches they won't even blow me I've tried all the apps and they just don't work These women don't like me cause of my quirks I try so hard but they just look right past me I think they only focus on all my acne I tried yelling at them BITCH I CHOOSE YOU Cause I got a cool tattoo of Pikachu on my chest Bitch why can't you see I'm so much better than the rest You could turn a guy to stone like Medusa Did I mention I bought a book on the Karma Sutra It may be a shock but that book is unused Cause I get no action but what else is new Cause I protect my virginity With my fuckin personality Bitches be ignoring me Cause I'm really boring see I tell them about my interests and they're so unamused But fuck em' I'll sit right here and drink my fuckin G-Fuel I have all flavors that you can try My favorite one's by a YouTuber known as Pewdipie I don't really watch him cause I'm not that lame Even if my hobbies include some games like Magic: The Gathering Pokémon and Mario These things bring me joy unlike all these fuckin hoes I'm tryna get some pussy I'm not talkin bout cats This ain't some Shane Dawson shit Cause I don't fuck with that Unless they're cat girls from my favorite anime If I ever met one she could call me her sensei Elon tweeted about giving girls kitty ears Honestly, that'd be the highlight of the fucking year So, I guess to summarize I don't get what I'm missing compared to other guys Sure I may be weird Maybe a bit strange But you bitches are the problem Cause I'm still not gonna change

Y'all wait Y'all just wait It's only a matter of time before I blow up I just hit my stride and had a glow up Y'all wait Y'all just wait I never thought I could rhyme Lyrics never clicked They never made sense After practice, my bars are lit All this support's crazy I'm smoke-filled and I'm hazy Don't know what to say Shit, call me Luigi, cause I'm fuckin Daisy Ayyy I can't express how I feel in a sentence You Pushed my life, y'all made a difference All I can say is I love you guys Got my confidence king-sized It's no secret, I've been feeling blue But I got an outlet, it's something new My emotions trapped in a bottle But that plugs out, now I'm flushed out This rap game is my new life route Mediocrity is a death sentence to me I said earlier I'll never sacrifice creativity If I stick to rapping, I'll always improve I'll best outdo my last move Lyrics are my therapy Keep it going, that's what they all said to me I express these testaments its how I feel Makes the world feel all the more real I can't wait till I blow up This year I've had a major glow up Honestly, I'm doing great Give me just a moment to elaborate September was rough for me Got kicked out of school Thrown jail Honestly, that month was hell Afterwards tried to get a court date I wait, but no judge They never saw me and refused to budge It was their mission with their decision To ruin my life (My life) Ruin my life I took a deal, hands were shook Underneath the table, they rewrote the book The scales were tipped They ripped me off More ripped than David Hasselhoff Flash forward I was down bad Fucked mentally and hella sad Luckily, there was therapy which helped But still, no clue how I felt I was doing school, full time Ya already know, I was on that grind School was hard, did it all online Grades like scratch offs Felt like a waste of time Eventually, I took a turn for the worse Second verse way worst than the first Went back to therapy immediately Scared I was in danger of becoming the old me My head straightened out, and back on track Inside my mind it was jam-packed Not out of the woods yet Had a ways to go This track is ending, I already know My career's poppin Ain't nothing stopping, me Honestly Specially since I had my glow up I want yall by my side when I blow up Blow up when I blow up I had a glow-up now I blow up Now I blow up Now blow up Y'all wait Y'all just wait