My kids have said so many funny things and I have forgotten so many of them. here are few of my
favs (that I can remember). From here on out I will try and write them all sown and record them here with the title of "Kid Talk". If you have had any experiences with my littleones that woudl be fun to remember, please let me know so they can be added.
Eathan when he was around 2:I was in hurry one morning and so I stopped by Burger King and picked up some french toast sticks. Upon taking his first bite
Eathan yelled in disgust, "What kind of chicken
is this?"
Gavin when he was almost 4:Gavin was acting really silly one day (even silly for Gav) and so I asked him, "Where
did you come from?" He looked straight back at me and said
seriously, "America!"
Gavin when he was 3:My brother Spencer was
staying with us and Gavin saw him playing a game on his computer. After Spencer had turned off his computer and left, Gav
went into his room and turned on the computer and navigated to the game and somehow gotten tot he checkout page! Thank heaven he
didn't have a credit card laying around, who knows what he would have purchased.
Eathan when he was around 3:
While visiting in Price, Eathan and his cousin Bryan disappeared. We found them in the garage in Joan's new car. They were buckled in the front seat with the car started and had turned on the radio. They were getting ready to go for a joy ride. Thank goodness for those safety features on the shifter!
Eathan April 2006
I was very upset at Eathan for something and I told him to "pull his head out!" After a few minutes Eathan's little voice came from the back of the car and said, "Mom, I'm gonna' need some help pulling my head out."
Gavin April 2006
Gavin drank his first fruit smoothie! This is huge in our house because to this day he will not touch fruit or veggies of any kind. We haven't been able to get him to drink one since.
Eathan June 6th 2006
Eathan was supposed to clean the yard but left to play. When he got
back I said,
"You were supposed to clean the yard and I had to do it myself."
He said, "But mom, you did a really nice job!"
Gavin when he was 4We have a friend of the family
who is in her late 80's. her name is Marge. We had been spending a lot of time helping here recently. One afternoon, we were at home and Gavin wanted to play a game.
Mom: What do you want to play?"
Gavin:"let's play the Marge game."
Mom:" What?"
Gavin, showing me the Old Maid cards:"this one mom, see it has Marge on it."
Eathan June 6th 2006One of my rules is that there are no
"pieces or parts" allowed in the toys or games. This just means that if something is broken or missing pieces it goes straight to the
trash.
Eathan has a stuffed
dinosaur that he is pretty attached to. Out of the blue he
said this to me.
E: "Mom, I've been keeping this a secret for awhile, but my
dinosaur has a small hole in his arm."
Gavin December of 2007Darrin frequently has conference calls at home for work. When this happens the kids are banned form the office so has not to bother Dad when he is in a meeting. One morning Darrin went
into the
bathroom to tell Gavin to get out of the shower. This was his
response.
Gavin:"Hey! Don't come in here! I'm having a meeting!"
Eathan February 2008"If Mitt Romney comes in 2
nd, he gets to be Vice President, Uh Mom."
Eathan February 2008"If I were King of the Untied States, i would make Mitt Romney the President."
Eathan February 2008After Mitt Romney had dropped out E was pretty
disappointed and said this,
"They
should just decide who is President by
rock, paper, scissors!"
Eathan February 2008"I don't want to be one of those super smart kids, I just want to be normal. Because if you are super smart you skip grades and then you miss learning some stuff."
Gavin February 2008G: "Where is Grandma?"
Me: "She is at a wedding."
G: "Why, she
already had a wedding with Grandpa a long time ago?"
Eathan December 2003We were on our way to Colorado for my Grand mother's funeral. I started to cry on the way home thinking about her and how much I would miss her.
E: "Why is mom crying?"
Darrin: "She is sad that Grandma
Doby died."
E: "Again?! She already cried about that!"