Kharmichael Groubbenheber

06:30 pm: Taking The Piss
(A roast I've been sitting on for a while, and now I want to flesh it out a little here. Next time someone sends me an ask accusing me of transphobia, I'll bust this bad boy out).

One of the things that annoys me being into fandoms on Tumblr is how the social contagion of transgenderism keeps being injected into areas where it doesn't belong. No, I do not care about your representation if you decide to take your mental illness to the step where you mutilate yourself. No, I don't want to see this ongoing science experiment on display. I get into fandom for escapism. I don't want to see gross-ass shit being done to a character I enjoy. I don't want to see a male character I like with top surgery scars because that is visually disturbing and a turn-off. The last thing I want to imagine is a guy I'm simping over actually being a biological female with their tits cut off and mutilated vagina. Even if transgenderism is being pushed by the media as a new standard of beauty, it won't work because trans people creep normies out at the most primal level. Sometimes pushing trans as an aesthetic still makes it look gross. No amount of brainwashing can negate this universal reality, therefore, if you want to head canon someone as being trans, then you should find a character resembling a trans person irl.

A good example of this would be Riff Raff from Rocky Horror Picture Show. He is an iconic trans male character. Just look at his hunchback he got from taking hormones he had no business taking which caused him to get osteoporosis at an early age (an inevitable side effect they all get as common as morbid obesity in trans females).

Just recently, I read a post on a Twitter account called Gays Against Groomers where they published an article about how trans men taking testosterone getting menopausal symptoms age 28.

My new favorite trans head canon -based on this new information- is that Tomura Shigaraki from My Hero Academia is a trans male. His canon age is 20, but he looks like an eighty-year-old post-menopausal female who actually died when she was seventy but is somehow still walking the earth.

Here's Tomura Shigaraki showing off his top surgery scars.

Shigaraki wearing his sassy child kidnapping get-up scares the childrens. The childrens be like, "OH GROSS!!! IT TOUCHED ME WITH ITS COLD BONY FINGERS!! DON'T SNEAK UP ON ME LIKE THAT!! EW...EW...EW...EW...EEEWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!1!!11!"

Shigaraki's dress made quite a splash at this year's Met Gala.

Dr. Kyudai Garaki is ordered to do evil science experiments on Shigaraki to appease All For One's Unquenchable Narcissism. The experiments have nothing to do with turning a biological female into a male. It's just that Shigaraki signed those consent forms, so now the doctor can screw with him however he wants. -For fun if he wants to. It's unclear why he'd turn him into a diseased corpse looking guy with the stench of death clinging to him constantly after AFO shelled out like 100K to get all the surgeries done.

Tomura Shigaraki gets a glow up after the PLF merger. Wearing red always makes a person look more attractive. Oo La La!!

People might ask me....when did you first figure out that Shigaraki was trans coded?

Surveillance cameras showing Koku Hanabata, suave political candidate for the Hearts and Minds party, 'taking one for the team' after the PLF merger. The guy forced to watch what transpired at every angle never hated his life more.

Tags: fandom, hear me out, my hero academia, riff raff, rocky horror picture show, that gay shit, tomura shigaraki, transgenderism, trolling

06:56 pm: Dog Weirdos Again.....
AKA Dindu Ruffins strikes again.

Matt Walsh did a video yesterday highlighting my favorite gripe with a side order of my second favorite gripe. A politician I never heard of and didn't give a crap about named Kristi Noem wrote a book about the hard decisions she had to make working on a ranch. Twenty years ago, she had a 14-month-old wirehair pointer named Cricket who was aggressive and couldn't be trained to hunt pheasants, which was the reason she had it around. She tried an electric collar and brought it on a hunt with experienced dogs, but it ran around acting like an idiot. At the end of the day, Noem stopped to talk to a local family. The dog escaped the truck and immediately killed a bunch of the family's chickens by crunching their necks, then moving on to the next. When Noem tried to pull it away, dog snapped at her. She eventually led it to a ditch and shot it.

Supposedly, the vitriol from people on both the right and the left was overwhelming. I saw enough of it in the comments section of Matt Walsh's post, although there were a lot of reasonable voices there too. I couldn't help it; I wrote the following: This outrage is the product of how western society has too high of a percentage of childless weirdos with no social skills who empathize with animals more than people. There's also a touch of cultural misogyny. Women hating incels be like, "That cold-hearted biiiiiiii....she said she hated the dog! When I had to put down Stankerina the Child-Biting Inbred Pitbull, my eyes were wet with tears!!!!" I should have written...what about the poor chickens? Why doesn't anybody care about those pitiful creatures that are afraid of everything because almost every predator will go after them, but all the weirdos care about is the shitty shit shit shithead chicken killing dog that deserved to get put down? I mean, seriously, animal shelters put down millions of unwanted dogs every year, many of which have docile temperaments. Pregnant dogs get put down to spare puppies lingering painful deaths from exposure and parasites. Many breeders of purebreds will put down newborn puppies with defects.

Matt Walsh didn't want to commit occupational suicide, so he said killing the dog was wrong because it was still a puppy (the damn thing was 14 months old. Godammit it all..stop it!), but then he said that it's ridiculous how society gets more worked up over a dead dog than they would a dead child, or the fact that since Cricket was put down 20 years ago, 20 million children have been aborted. This is a symptom of a truly sick society, and nowhere else in history has the majority of people been this weird about dogs. He called it a form of moral dementia and said some are replacing their children with dogs, which, (like the social contagion of transgenderism,) will eventually cause civilizational collapse if enough people do it.

I was right to express the point I did because there's a lot of good old sexism here. A lot of comments accused her of trying to sound tough...because she's a woman. They assumed the dog was bad because she couldn't train it...because she's a woman. Get it! There are no bad dogs, just bad trainers! That dindog who snapped one day and bit a child after being treated well its whole life was obviously trained wrong! There was a lot of Dunning-Krueger where people assumed they could have done a better job training the dog. One person said it would have taken only three months to get the dog under control, never mind if it had a taste for blood after mass murdering chickens.

That's another asinine trait of dog-weirdos, like literally millions upon millions of unwanted dogs get euthanized every year, but a dog-weirdo will glom on the grossest most defective beast and dote on it. They get a sense of purpose a normal person has raising their own flesh and blood with the added bonus of that sense of virtue. They SAVED that groaty deformed dog drooling out its butthole while hauling itself around in a doggy wheelchair or what have you. I've already talked about seeing this mentality among that clique of incels on Anon Conservative back in the day. They'd make comments about how bonding with a dog revealed a true sense of compassion and empathy in a person, but then they'd turn right around and talk about women as if they were soul less puppets.

Tags: chickens, dogs, matt walsh, political, ridiculous, this shit again, weirdos, youtube

07:10 pm: Nothing Better To Do
I'm off for a few days FMLA while the kids are out of school for Christmas break. I hope they don't try to make an issue of it. After all, I showed up every day I was supposed to during the Christmas rush, including yesterday and Christmas Eve. Meanwhile, Rob called off yesterday last minute and was off through Christmas because of some trip to Kentucky, according to Kevin. He's the guy he texts when he goes on vacation now that I changed my number all those years ago. The day after Christmas, I started to get a bit of sinus pain. This happens every year, like I wear myself out the whole month of December, then my body decides it's okay to be sick when it's all over. Today was the first day I woke up feeling 100%.

Something hilarious happened today. Mostly, people block my ass for the twincest antics. Yesterday, I put up a goof post about that other thing I'm into, just because it was presented funny. Anybody clicking that link not knowing what they were looking at would see a ship between a guy (or woman) and a gigantic centipede. It's weird, for sure. Anyway, it must have weirded enough people out that I might be known for it as much as the blankshipping nonsense. -So this morning I saw a call-out post on the submas tag specifically directed at me, and because of it, I was caught in a lengthy exchange all day. At the third reply, I ducked out to take Gretchen to Bionics to get her leg braces adjusted. We dipped in at Wal-Mart for after Christmas clearance, then go Chick-Fil-a as a treat for lunch. When we got back, I left an appropriate trolling reply to a rude ask, probably from the same person as the call-out post. The windows guy was just putting the last window in. He has to come one last time tomorrow to put trim on the outside, plus clean up the foam insulation and try and work the one tight window smoother. I took a picture of a new window and old window side-by-side.

There's less window pane to see through, but the frames are sturdier, and the glass is refreshingly clear. I'm happy. An inspector from the contractor came by to look at the windows later and said he did a good job. Just before two, I brought the kids plus their friend Maci to Oak Hill to go sledding. The warmer weather we had melted most of the snow, but there was still a lot on the shadier part of the hill. We were there for almost two hours. When we first got there, I thought about that 'constructive criticism' about how my pacing was bad, and sitting alone in the van, I started busting up laughing so badly I was kicking my feet on the floor and getting to snot. -Bad pacing, of course! I'd bring up interesting things that people would want to read, but then drag on about stupid stuff! I could almost imagine one of the key examples of it, and it was like thirteen chapters in when Emmet had Giratina chaos powers, and all he wanted to do was make stupid portals. Melli was like, "Why don't you make a portal to the beach? -Because then we could go to the beach whenever we wanted!" Instead, Emmet puts a portal in the Galaxy Building, blows a hole in the fucking wall, throws two important men into the distortion world, then chokes Volo, slamming his head into the brick wall until he dies and comes back to life later because he's an immortal demigod. If someone got thirteen chapters in with a furrowed brow going, "Man, this person needs to work on their pacing..." FUCK!! Here I go again! *sigh* It's been a fun 72K word diversion. I'm sad it's almost over. This fandom must be full of authentic autistic people who take everything at face value. I don't do anything out of malice, btw. It's all good fun, and I have a feeling people aren't going to like me no matter what I do, so might as well do what makes this fun for me.

Might have to give up on Purdy. She might have sincerely chosen those other people to keep her. Annika says whenever they go to retrieve her, the other people take off a collar and call her 'Princess' (to which I said...don't call Stinky Stinker McStinkbutt 'Princess' :-P). Anyway, she will stay in for a day, give everybody the slip, then go right back to those people. Here's the last photo I took of her.

Tags: fandom, fun stuff, kids, kitties, pictures, repairs, trolling

06:49 pm: My Thoughts On Yaoi
There's not enough hours in the day for me to get into my train twins side fandom that much because there is SO MUCH CONTENT compared to other stuff I've liked, but I dip in so often by hitting the 'you might like..' section of Tumblr. One thing I noticed was that a lot of artists were posting borderline shippy content that was the next best thing to the twins pinching each others asses, yet they'd put captions like 'DNI shippers, they're brothers FFS!!1!' I thought...yeah right. You aren't into twincest the way Republican politicians are never gay.. Just for goofs, I grabbed a random post and pretended to be diplomatic on it even though it was obvious trolling (heyy I did say it might be nothing). A few people including the artist got PISSED over it. Oh well, that's what the block button is for, but more often than not, I'll get three new followers a day over that kind of shit because people like a character.

As an aside, I'll point out that if you look at fanart and can't imagine doing whatever is pictured with your own sibling, then it's fair game for shipping. It doesn't make it better if it's identical twins with a magical twin connection. You wouldn't see me crying myself to sleep or making a shrine for one of my siblings if they ever went missing. In fact, I wouldn't even notice until someone else told me they were missing. IE: Christmas rolls around, and here I am wondering what ever happened to (so-and-so). Mom would tell me he/she was sucked into a wormhole that brought him/her back two thousand years, and I'd be like, "Shit...that's weird!"

At work, I thought of a funny head canon based on my personal experiences. Even though we live in the age of feminism, cultural misogyny is still deeply entrenched in our culture. I had people assuming that I'd end up an old spinster auntie, just because I didn't have children by age 25. Just because I wasn't into the dirt bag office party culture and wasn't having back alley sex with loser potheads, it was assumed no man wanted me. If I wouldn't have eventually pointed out that half the men in our office in their forties and fifties were still single with no prospects, nobody would have noticed because it isn't treated as a big deal if men are single. It's assumed they either want to be or they have a good reason to be.

Hear me out now, so imagine the world of Pokemon which is a kinder, gentler world where the atom bomb and machine gun were never invented. People settled their differences battling with adorable, chibified little monsters. Unova region must be the pinnacle of their civilization because everybody rides bikes for lack of cars, but they still have the subway, go figure. In this world there is still cultural misogyny and that is why nobody thinks anything weird about why two fifty year old men who have never been married would show up for work in wacky complementary outfits and spend every waking moment together. Nobody would question it because they'd just take them at their word, the way people do irl. It would be something like, "We spent too much time focused on our careers and never had time to meet anybody. Simple as that!" The Kharmii wouldn't be around to wonder if they were secret serial killers.

The reason for this might be because throughout history, women have always outnumbered men. It's possible that either more are born female, or maybe more females survive the embryonic stage in greater numbers. Also, it has been of utmost importance to keep women not only dependent on men, but feeling like there aren't enough to go around...thus the pressure to keep up strict and almost ridiculous beauty standards. Then came feminism which threw off the whole dynamic because women started going to work with the feeling that popping out babies didn't necessarily have to be the primary focus of their lives. I'm not saying this is a good or bad thing, btw. There are problems with the way things were and problems with the way things are now. We haven't been able to find out a good solution to make everything work perfectly. I'm just working out something in my head and writing my observations.

Japan seemed to be the country where the birthrate started plummeting the quickest. I think they've consistently been below half of replacement rate for over a decade now. They might have a touch of Rat Utopia going on with people packed in urban areas, and where women used to suffer a strict, patriarchal culture. Funny thing is that a lot of them got into Yaoi as a substitute for real relationships, and men reacted to it with outdated, misogynistic assumptions. They were called 'fujoshi' which means 'rotten girl' insinuating that their interests ruin their prospects for marriage. It's the same old attitude that it's always on the woman to avoid becoming a spinster, and that single status means failure. The meme I found on it focuses on the woman's appearance, but realistically, in the age of feminism and women in the workplace, women no longer have to conform to strenuous standards of beauty. Many don't feel as if they have to spend outrageous amounts of money on clothes or have to starve themselves rail thin. Many don't want to keep up expensive hair styles or spend two hours in the morning on makeup. Men don't want to admit this, and they certainly don't want to admit that it's more likely they are still single because women aren't having them rather than the other way around. What's the solution? Well, I'm not sure. It's not like we could pressure men to conform to a Yaoi enthusiast's version of what male beauty is because I look at shit like this and can't imagine what that even is. I just know that I did my Protestant duty by putting four replacement humans into the world, so I don't feel bad getting into interests that many other women who choose not to have families are into.

Tags: culture, fandom, misogyny, trolling

06:54 pm: Profiling
Public post so it's recorded for all time:

I've been seeing it firsthand that a lot of leftists on social media are nothing but a bunch of dead beat grifters who have never had a real job in their life. Many of them are either YouTube personalities or they do commissions of furry porn with an attached post like, "I'm too disabled to work and need to make art to raise (such-and-such) amount of money to make rent next month". I call shenanigans on it all because there's never mention of wheelchairs and tracheostomy tubes. Add to that, but it's rare for somebody to be too disabled to work a real job, and yet manage to look normal...ish in their YouTube videos or crank out a ton of pron. Also, real disabled people are under a lot of pressure to live up to that impossible standard of perfection (this person right here) especially if they are a biological female. I thank God everyday that my genetic idiosyncrasies are minor enough that I'm able to compensate and function like normal.

Another observation I've made is that SJW culture goes out of their way to eat their own. They live by a thousand page rulebook full of minutia that one must abide by perfectly if they don't want to be harassed into suicide. I've just recently seen a gross, creepy trannie pedophile on Tumblr call another gross, creepy trannie pedophile a "SWERF TRUSCUM pedophile" or whatever....because they broke some arcane rule that went over my head. I wouldn't want either one near my children or using my bathroom. Same people will write stuff like:

They're absolutely right! Modern day leftist bigots think they know everything, and the status quo caters to them. After all, the Pravda media and popular culture are almost 100% on their side. As for capitalism, it used to be all about making money, but since they started pandering to leftist children throwing tantrums, a lot of industries are tanking because of them. The leftist bigot is the scariest most prolific bigot in the universe, so much so that I personally feel safer being a conservative with leftist enemies than I would being a leftist with other leftist friends. NO JOKE. -And this is coming from a position where I have a fanatical SJW harridan working only feet away who sneaks around like a scurrilous little spider as she actively plots against me for having the wrong opinion about Obamacare. I'm on constant high alert to the possibility one of those dirty rotten 'misguided' son of a bitches might put a brick to the back of my skull. Under every monster is a good person who was turned zealot by left wing ideology.

This came up because I, for some crazy reason, started following a Lily Orchard gossip blog on Tumblr because I was amused by the critiques of that awful Pokemadhouse comic where a gardevoir -normally a benign and wholesome creature- was head canoned as being akin to a succubus who mind raped a fourteen year old girl in her dreams using dreameater attack. I wrote about it at length and made a tag for it on Tumblr. My instincts told me back when that Lily Orchard was probably a dude with a lesbian fetish. I've never seen the person irl, and never watched their YouTube videos because I'm not interested in them outside of their interest for gardevoirs. Then people kept talking about how she flashed her breasts at one point, and I thought....oh well. I was wrong. They're really a female. Just recently I found out that she (he, Godammit, he) is really a biological male who transitioned into a 'translesbian'. If that isn't bad enough, but he is a sexual deviant who has a long history of writing creepy fanfics about My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic where all the main characters who are normally benign and wholesome are made out to be gross, lesbian pedophiles. Then he turned around and acted self-righteous toward the men who openly lust after gardevoir while writing a stupid, forbidden love story about his self-insert x raging garde-demon. The icing on the cake is that in his main blog, he's a foaming-at-the-mouth shitlib who bullies and tries to cancel other shit-libs. I've done some poking around to find out who the victims are, and they're always hard-left, disabled sometimes trannie grifters.

I think it was the Diversity in Comics guy who I first saw point out that SJWs were like that. He spun it as purse puppies, like black-Muslim-latinx-trannie-whatever people with zero talent would capitalize on their marginalized minority status to get non stop undeserved work. Anonymous Conservative went into it a bit, but he blamed it on Cabal, of course. His theory for why seemingly useless people would get tons of money and influence piled upon them was that they garnered some sort of favor with the Lizard Jews while the best and brightest might struggle. Then again, that's as good of a guess as any for why the world is this fucked up.

Tags: losers, political, tumblr, weirdos

08:01 pm: New Gallade Porn
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Tags: adult, creepypasta, fandom, gallade, pokemon

07:32 pm: Old Gallade Porn
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Tags: #1gallade, #2gallade, adult, creepypasta, fandom, gallade, pokemon

02:58 pm: One Foot in Normie-Land
This (second public in a year) post may be harsh and mean, but srsly guys, it needs to be said. It combines my two favorite gripes: 1.) People who get weird about their dogs -and- 2.) Right wing guys who blame all the problems of the world on women, which is equally as helpful as when left wing women blame everything on guys.

The other day, I'm reading Anonymous Conservative. He has a dog, but he hasn't gotten as weird about it as some of the regular commenters. That's where I first encountered someone claiming that dog ownership imbues a person with greater character and empathy than cat owners. Then on July 30th, A/C posted a video from the Twitter of a guy named Steve-O (of Jackass fame). The guy looks to be in his fifties and has a voice that sounds like he's sucking helium. -Totally squirrelly. He talks about walking through the streets of Peru trying to coax a filthy street dog with food into letting him pet it. -Sounds like fun right? -But to each his own.

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To wrap this up with a bit of macabre humor, here are two happenings within a couple weeks of each other where people actually got eaten by their dogs. The first happened in Texas. A reclusive guy in San Antonio was eaten by his eighteen dogs. Sheesh...we have one guardian angel. Does anyone really need eighteen more God's Agents? Nobody is sure if he died naturally or was killed by the dogs, as by the time someone noticed he was missing, his body had been reduced to tiny bone fragments...basically whatever the dogs couldn't eat.

Then there was an 80 year old hoarder in Detroit who was eaten by her Rottweiler, which later died (of thirst?). She was checked out of a hospital sound of mind, so her relative wasn't allowed to break in and do a well-check. What a shithole Detroit is! You'd think most police would be okay with doing an unofficial break in because old people get into trouble and are left unable to call for help all the time.

Tags: dogs, lesson, political, psychology, weirdos

06:00 pm: Tomax and Xamot to the Cabal
How the twins would exist in an AU where a shadow organization called the "Cabal" run by those simply called (((them))) secretly control the world through a massive surveillance machine that at least 1 in 10 citizens are part of, whether wittingly or not. Since Tomax and Xamot are wealthy, powerful figures, it makes sense they'd be deep in it by degrees. Inspired by Q-Anon conspiracy theories. Alternate names and origin stories for the twins were inspired by other peoples' fan fictions.

They were born Neven (Tomax) and Renner (Xamot) Andreani in the Corsican countryside. Their mother was exiled by her family after becoming pregnant from a summer fling with a sailor who eventually went to sea, never to be seen again. Their names meant 'saintly' and 'messenger'. They were naturally amiable and sensitive children, as their psychic gift made them high-empathy, yet they were quickly hardened by a tough childhood. Lying in bed at night, they had simple dreams of having their needs met and not going to bed hungry. Those would eventually be realized, but so much later.

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When the twins escape and are in the wind talking about 'spreading their influence through telecommunications', the Cabal would have had to pull them aside and have a talk with them. Back in 2011 when this came out, the Fake News Media had no competition from wannabe God Emperors. Imagine their shock when five years later, The Donald would get elected, even though the fix was supposed to be in. Anyway, I already wrote that fan fiction when I created psychic mentor OCs. They'd obviously be Cabal agents tasked with reining them in.

Tags: conspiracy theories, fan fiction, fuckery, fun stuff, tomax, xamot

05:29 pm: LJ 18th anniversary
This seems like a crazy amount of content, but the two other lj friends who posted about this have much, much more.





Tags: fun stuff, journal, memes