Teacher asks, "What is a baby turtle called?" Student, "A Turd." Funny. It got the whole class laughing.

That's a "rap"!

When our student teacher was asking the kids if they knew what a rap was, they told her it was like a wrapper on a candy bar. They gave her quite the explanation. Than she asked them if they knew what a beat was. One cleaver little man, responded with "Yeah, like when you beat someone." So close!

I haven't posted for awhile, so here we go. Today we had a lock down drill, and Mrs. Mellor was explaining to the kids, that sometimes there are bad people in the world that might want to hurt us, and it is our job to help protect them. One of the kids says, oh yeah like the people who smoke. If it is people who smoke that we only have to worry about, I think we are pretty darn safe!

Here is a few more for ya...

Last Friday, during singing, we were singing the bear song and it has a part about hair, and we have the kids flip their hair. Mrs. Barber was upfront, leading them and flipping her hair. One of the little darlings on the front row asked her why she had on a wig. Funny funny. She has one of those cute dye jobs where her hair is blond on top and dark on the bottom. It was funny!

The other night I ran into one of the boys in my class at Maceys. The next day, I asked him if he bought me a yummy treat while he was at Maceys. He said no, but that he would get me something the next time he went there. Well, today, he comes up to me with a package of Snickers in his hand. How sweet and embarrassing! He probably told his mom that he had to bring Mrs. Warner a treat, because she said to! So, lesson learned. Don't tease five year olds about bringing you something!

A little girl in my class, was running and her flip flop flew off. I told her to go home and tell her mom that she was grounded for making her wear flip flops. She did. The next day when her mom said that they didn't have P.E. and to just put on flip flops, she reminded her mom about being grounded. Cute!

Listen...

A cute little girl told Stacy that her mom told her when her bum spoke to her she needed to listen. Meaning her bum would tell her when she really needed to go to the bathroom. And she did!

Watch out for glurch day!

Mrs. Olsen, and her tech Dyan, were taken by surprise on Glurch day. One of their kids had molded his Glurch, and then said, "This looks like a vibrator." The two of them, "What?" " You know a vibrator." Makes you wonder what goes on at their house! At that moment they were uncontrollably laughing their guts out, and couldn't gain their composure. When another student holds up their Glurch, and asks them to look at his. They look over and see an exact replica of what you might see if you were looking at a naked ninety year old man. Gross! Now, at this point Dyan loses it, and laughs so hard she is crying, and worrying the mother that had come to class. The story in their words, hilarious, but I wish I could have been there!

Our class found out if they played with their Glurch enough, it would fart! We sent home the recipe for Glurch, today. So now many of you can have some similar experiences at home!

We took our class to the vestibule, and let them run. One little girl ran, and came in last. She gets mad at her shoes and calls them dumb, because they couldn't run fast. Next time she runs, she runs in her socks. Comes in last again. This time, you guessed it. She hated her socks, because they couldn't run fast either. At this point she is disgusted with her socks and shoes, lets out a big breath, and puts her head down on her knees. Gees, mom can't you buy your kid some faster socks and shoes!

I just thought of an old one. The first year I was tech, the kids were going down the double slide. A few decided to go down the hump in the middle. One of the kids comes up to me, and says, "Teacher, I'm going down the butt crack slide!" I haven't looked at that slide the same, since.

More turkey recipes

Paige this ones for you!
1. Get a turkey from the farm.
2. Kill it, because it's good.
3. Cook it in the baker for 5 minutes at 4 miles away.
4. Eat it.
5. Take a break.
Another little turkey said...
1. Buy a turkey.
2. The turkey is cold, so we oven it so it gets warm.
3. Get the turkey out.
4. The turkey will have feathers, because it cooked in the oven.
5. Put it outside, because it's alive!
I love turkey recipes. They are so fun, and it is a blast watching the kids as they try to think about they way they would cook a turkey. I love my job!