For anyone who's interested, the story Sex, Lies, and Veritaserum is now unlocked and available for your pleasure. If only it was ribbed.

If you didn't see it the first time around, it's Harry/Draco, and a bunch of dirty fantasies with maybe a little meta about what we do with dirty fantasies. What I do is post them on the internet for anyone who's legal and interested!

I think I may do a sequel one day. Not that there's more plot, just more er, fantasy. I guess I have a lot?

Thank you to those who were good spirited about it being locked. If I friended you so you could read it, I'm unfriending you (unless we've become otherwise acquainted); this isn't because I don't think you are lovely, but because I really can't keep up with everyone. I know you only wanted me for the porn, anyway :o)

It's always defriending amnesty day at my journal; defriend at will!

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I broke the rules at H/D LDWS at slythindor100 by posting Sex, Lies, and Videotape. It's similar to the 250 word drabble, Honestly Ever After that I wrote for that competition, and you weren't supposed to post any alternate versions until after the competition was over.

All I can say is I'm sorry! I completely forgot! I forgot because it became a completely different story to me so I wasn't even thinking about Honestly Ever After by the time I got done. I've been trying to write a story with variations on this theme for four years, and it went through so many iterations I can't even keep track of them all. But I am sincerely sorry I posted one before getting to this one, and that now it's causing the mods grief.

What's sad is I was very obediently waiting to post my Unctious Unction one. But I didn't suddenly start to rewrite that one and get sucked into 18000 words of porn which can cause a person to forget you're supposed to OBEY THE RULES.

I'm sorry people, I'm sorry competitors, I'm sorry mods, I'm sorry fans, and . . . goodnight moon? In the future I'll be more law-abiding.

ETA: The story is now flocked, in order to adhere to the rules as much as possible after breaking them.

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Hello! I want to say (1) thanks to the awesome people who bought me snowflakes, and to the awesome people who sent me cards. I gave no one on the internets my address this year because I knew I wouldn't mail people stuff and that felt wrong.

(2) Happy holidays! I hope those of you who celebrate had a happy Chanukah, and those of you about to celebrate have a merry Christmas, and that whatever I'm leaving out, it's wonderful.

(3) I've created a super small filter in hopes of actually keeping up with some people. I could not bear to ax my whole flist, because I'd still like to have a clickable list of so many people I'm interested in. But I just can't keep up. Remember, it's always defriending amnesty day in tkp. I hope to do the moving-to-Dreamwidth thing one day (eventually), but I will still crosspost.

(4)

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feelin': melancholy

So, I tried to crosspost, and it didn't work :o( Who knows what new, stupid thing I'm doing wrong. I hate learning new stuff (change is bad; cavemen rock), and sorry for the spam.

ETA: at least this one worked. Okay, DW is very nice and everything; I'm sure it's very user friendly. But people should keep in mind when developing ANYTHING that they should imagine the stupidest person ever. Got it? Stupidest person EVAR? Got 'im there in ur hed? Now imagine someone stupider, and develop for them. It's just--gah, spell everything out; I won't begrudge you for baby-talking me; seriously, I won't. /rant

ETA2: Oh! And what my first testing post said was: I am now username "joy" on DW, thanks redbrickrose. There were detailed plans for how I'd be using DW, which basically were: it shouldn't affect you at all! I hope to use it as my primary service, but I only will if there's a way to subscribe to LJ people on DW without the LJ people having to set up openids or me having to set up feeds of everyone I want to read, and I'll be crossposting for the forseeable future, so no worries.

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feelin': rantypants

Courtesy of the lovely redbrickrose, I now have a shiny Dreamwidth account. The username is joy. Plans so far:

1) I'm sticking with LJ until and unless Dreamwidth comes up with a way to subscribe to LJ journals without LJ users having to do anything about it. At such a time, I will:
2) Use Dreamwidth to crosspost and scan the flist. That way everyone who knows me on LJ will still see my posts and can still respond to them, and I will still see everyone I wish to read whether they move or not. At some point in the future, if most people I want to read/people who are reading me have moved to Dreamwidth:
3) I might lock comments so you can only reply here, so I don't have to jump between the two services, but I don't see this happening unless there is mass exodus, which doesn't seem to be happening as yet. So anyway:
4) I won't be worrying about me moving away and not seeing any of you EVER AGAIN, like I totally did that one time. Have I mentioned I hate changing my mind?
5) Instead of doing 15 minute posts I've been trying to do "one concept" posts. Sometimes this takes way longer than 15 minutes, because I have to delete so much. But I save the deletions in a file that hopefully I'll go back to, and hopefully, I'll round out each deleted idea, and make it its own post. That way the posts are short and easy to read, and the comments are short and easy to reply to, and even though the posts take a little longer to make maybe I won't feel like they eat so much time.
6) On Dreamwidth I will also be experimenting and having fun! Woohoo!

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I never really saw me doing this, but here goes.

This lj was meant to be a reading list. I don't know what it is now. Some of you are people I consider friends; some I adore talking to; some I'm interested in for interest's sake; some I like hearing from; some I haven't heard from in ages; some our interests have diverged; some I'd like to keep up with but feel like I can't give you attention you deserve because of time and other constraints. Other people have added me who I'm interested because they seem like very fascinating, beautiful people who have lots to add to this world, and I haven't added them back sheerly because I've already felt so backlogged on the whole flist thing that I felt I couldn't possibly have time to click the button, much less read their contributions. I can't define what all of you are, and I can't define the list as a whole. In the end, quite frankly, I don't see why I should be compelled to bother for that one nice, neat definition.

Suffice it to say that I don't bear any hard feelings, or, what is sometimes worse, find any of you uninteresting. I just don't have the time, and don't want to waste yours if you don't feel the need to keep me friended if we don't have that mutual friended thing going on. So, I'm making some cuts to my flist. That doesn't mean that I will never speak to you again, or even never add you back again. It merely means that for the time being I'm finding it hard to keep up. I'm doing what I need to to give the people both on and off my list the attention and respect I feel every person that has something to contribute--as each of you do--deserves.

If I've hurt your feelings or you have something to say to me about this, please email me at, thekorapersonality@hotmail.com.

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feelin': hard and cold and guilty

Hello all you lovely people with your happy dancing fingers and hopefully stuffed stomachs because I don't like to think of anyone being hungry! How are you today? This is my final message, my last shebang, my au revoir, my Mel Gibson crying FREEDOM as fandom rips out my guts or maybe my Thelma to your Louise as I drive of the fandom cliff. I haven't decided which is morbider yet because Mel had that whole guts thing but the chicks had that whole splat thing. Anywho, this is THE LAST STRAW. I can't stand it any more.

( I'm leaving fandom forever and ever; it's hateful and mean and no one commented on my unicorn/Oz fic, and everyone loves bnfs better than me, and I died, and then I came back but left fandom, and also I got wanked, and I'm deleting my lj and never coming back ever ever ever, and nor will my children, or my children's children.Collapse )

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