SCO Sues God
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SCO Sues God
The SCO Group is the Creator of Heaven and Earth and we intend to vigorously enforce our intellectual property rights. There are at least millions of lines of DNA code that God has stolen directly from The SCO Group (not to mention our copyright on the design of atoms and molecules).
And if God doesn't pony up we'll go after created entities, starting with shrews. Shrews are little and easy to shake down, right? If they aren't we'll go after rocks or something else. The point is I want easy money so bad that I'm barking dog nuts enough to try to extort it from God.
God�s claim that He created Heaven and Earth before The SCO Group, Novell or AT&T ever existed are absolutely ridiculous. We invented Heaven and Earth, we should know what it looks like, right? And God�s counter-suit nonsense, about "an eternity in hell", is just so much smoke and mirrors. You�ll see.
SCOForum 2003.
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