I still hate this part, but the profile I wrote five years ago just isn't cutting it anymore. :)
I have achieved my life goal of being barefoot and pregnant, and I'm pretty happy about it. I have a husband who works his butt off to give me everything I need, and a boyfriend who gives me everything I want. I am quite possibly the luckiest person in the world. I still have a BA in English, which still gives me the right to make up words on my own, and I do so with great abandon.
Other than that, what can I say? I just gotta be me.