Watching Olympics. I liked the snowboarding events and I'm currently watching Curling. I like it not so much for the action, but for the strategy involved.
Pennies need to go... they are useless...
The heart of the Occupy Wall Street movement as Told by George Carlin. I can only imagine how he would have influenced and championed the protesters and amplified their voice.
Rush, like all the ultra conservitives in Tea Party overrun Republican party are completely missing the mark once again. Just 13 more months until those bastards can be voted out of office... assuming voting laws they've changed in their power grab this year doesn't keep too many people from the polls.
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Stupid Stuff found on profiles
I'm sure all of you who read profiles have come across the supposed love story where the guy and the girl on the motorcycle and he gives her his helmet...blah blah blah before he dies because the brakes had failed...sorry but I really hate stupidity so this is my tribute to that story.
TRUE LOVE:
A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.
Girl:Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy:No, this is fun.
Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl:I love you, slow down.
Guy:Now give me a big hug
She gave him a big hug
Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me.
Suddenly she gets suspicious and realizes the brakes are out and the guy was making some stupid idiotic gesture or was suicidal. She yells...CUT THE ENGINE OFF! THE KEY IS RIGHT THERE IDIOT!! THE CLUTCH ALSO WORKS TO DISENGAGE THE ENGINE!! YOU CAN EVEN DOWNSHIFT!! MAYBE EVEN TRY RELEASING THE THROTTLE!!!
When the motorcycle coasts to a stop a short time later she gets off and storms away refusing to ever speak to anyone that stupid again.
If you have warning on a motorcycle, which this guy obviously did, it is EASY to decelerate and there are MANY ways to cut power to the engine. Even laying the motorcycle down is preferable to RUNNING into a building. If you have the above thing in your profile, remove it. Do not pay homage to stupidity.
Stupid Stuff found on profiles
I'm sure all of you who read profiles have come across the supposed love story where the guy and the girl on the motorcycle and he gives her his helmet...blah blah blah before he dies because the brakes had failed...sorry but I really hate stupidity so this is my tribute to that story.
TRUE LOVE:
A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.
Girl:Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy:No, this is fun.
Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl:I love you, slow down.
Guy:Now give me a big hug
She gave him a big hug
Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me.
Suddenly she gets suspicious and realizes the brakes are out and the guy was making some stupid idiotic gesture or was suicidal. She yells...CUT THE ENGINE OFF! THE KEY IS RIGHT THERE IDIOT!! THE CLUTCH ALSO WORKS TO DISENGAGE THE ENGINE!! YOU CAN EVEN DOWNSHIFT!! MAYBE EVEN TRY RELEASING THE THROTTLE!!!
When the motorcycle coasts to a stop a short time later she gets off and storms away refusing to ever speak to anyone that stupid again.
If you have warning on a motorcycle, which this guy obviously did, it is EASY to decelerate and there are MANY ways to cut power to the engine. Even laying the motorcycle down is preferable to RUNNING into a building. If you have the above thing in your profile, remove it. Do not pay homage to stupidity.
I actually like most of the apatow movies... They give hope to schlubs like me... That said, this is funny video: In An Apatow World
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