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Watching Olympics. I liked the snowboarding events and I'm currently watching Curling. I like it not so much for the action, but for the strategy involved.

I hate pennies

Pennies need to go... they are useless...

George Carlin's Greatest Moment

The heart of the Occupy Wall Street movement as Told by George Carlin.  I can only imagine how he would have influenced and championed the protesters and amplified their voice.

Occupy Wall Street

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Rush, like all the ultra conservitives in Tea Party overrun Republican party are completely missing the mark once again.   Just 13 more months until those bastards can be voted out of office... assuming voting laws they've changed in their power grab this year doesn't keep too many people from the polls. 

More Darwin Award Winners


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Should we really be helping people with this?  Survival of the fittest and all.

Do not pay homage to stupidity

Stolen from: www.fanfiction.net/u/2036266/DriftWood1965

Stupid Stuff found on profiles

I'm sure all of you who read profiles have come across the supposed love story where the guy and the girl on the motorcycle and he gives her his helmet...blah blah blah before he dies because the brakes had failed...sorry but I really hate stupidity so this is my tribute to that story.

TRUE LOVE:

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.
Girl:Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy:No, this is fun.
Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl:I love you, slow down.
Guy:Now give me a big hug
She gave him a big hug
Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me.

Suddenly she gets suspicious and realizes the brakes are out and the guy was making some stupid idiotic gesture or was suicidal. She yells...CUT THE ENGINE OFF! THE KEY IS RIGHT THERE IDIOT!! THE CLUTCH ALSO WORKS TO DISENGAGE THE ENGINE!! YOU CAN EVEN DOWNSHIFT!! MAYBE EVEN TRY RELEASING THE THROTTLE!!!

When the motorcycle coasts to a stop a short time later she gets off and storms away refusing to ever speak to anyone that stupid again.

If you have warning on a motorcycle, which this guy obviously did, it is EASY to decelerate and there are MANY ways to cut power to the engine. Even laying the motorcycle down is preferable to RUNNING into a building. If you have the above thing in your profile, remove it. Do not pay homage to stupidity.

Ikea Does Jurasic Park

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Follows the movie fairly well.

X-Puppets

X-Puppets

I'd watch this.

In An Apatow World

I actually like most of the apatow movies... They give hope to schlubs like me...  That said, this is funny video:  In An Apatow World

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  • maltor
    27 May 2004, 17:40
    Hello, I am a member of the Phoenix Drum and Bugle Corps (Div. 3). I found you through the marching band interest link in your user profile. Phoenix is based in Brick, NJ.What I am doing is trying to…
  • maltor
    28 Feb 2004, 17:00
    ohh Ritsuko's theme....and Trigun photos. Nice.
  • maltor
    17 Nov 2003, 15:50
    Dag nabbit you read quick. Or you were bored, one or the other. Heh, I'm interesting, well that's one way of putting it I guess. Slightly phsycotic, a bit addelbrained, issue bearing, totaly…
  • maltor
    17 Nov 2003, 14:24
    BTW I have randomly added you to my friends list. Don't ask me why. Oh wait, boredom I remeber now.

    That's why most people add me. I'm used to it. It seems to be a trend though, random women…
  • maltor
    16 Nov 2003, 16:17
    I have to agree, it really sicked when it first came online. I've gotten used to it kind of like when Oreo's started skiming on the cream in their cookies. We bitched and bitched but got used to…
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