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Dec. 10th, 2015 12:01 am
“You reached the almighty Kuwabara's voicemail! Leave a message and I'll answer back the moment I can!”
o2; [Accidental Video]
Jan. 28th, 2015 08:56 pm[A rather embarrassing public scene such as this isn't rare for one Kazuma Kuwabara, but it isn't exactly the sort of thing he likes to air so openly. He's currently in an altercation with the sad desk receptionist of the Mahogany Town gym, and it's already become rather heated. For a long moment, there's just a dark red-orange sort of glow, before a move reveals that as being one little Torchic, who's accidentally stepped on it. The little thin chirps curiously and hops over.
And even then, it's hard to see much of what's going on, but they both seem to be arguing at the desk.
Why, you may ask?]
There ain't nothin' wrong with me battlin' with her, ya jerk! Just 'cos I was apparently gone for months don't mean--
[The receptionist sighs, holding a hand up to silence the redhead. Kuwabara leans in, positively fuming.]
Rules are rules, and this is one of them. How can you even expect to win? You've hardly had your Torchic for two months now, he isn't even at any level worth challenging Pryce--
SNAKEBYTE'S THE BEST DAMN TORCHIC THIS SIDE OF JOHTO! DON'T YOU TALK BAD ABOUT MY FAVORITE BIRD! [He slams a hand on the desk between them.]
Brad! Please show him out.
[Another gym helper, a rather buff boarder, steps over the gear. Takes a second to pet the Torchic, earning a chirping praise, before making his way forward. Kuwabara stares.
And the guy escorts him out. Forcefully, without hesitation, and without Kuwabara's feet getting a chance to slip on the icy way out. There's an echo of quiet protests, a cry for 'Snakebyyyteeeee' and some angry declarations that he didn't want Pryce's badge anyway and the gym would have melted, but they fade quickly into the distance.
He'll respond later, when he's outside.
What a gym match, huh!]
And even then, it's hard to see much of what's going on, but they both seem to be arguing at the desk.
Why, you may ask?]
There ain't nothin' wrong with me battlin' with her, ya jerk! Just 'cos I was apparently gone for months don't mean--
[The receptionist sighs, holding a hand up to silence the redhead. Kuwabara leans in, positively fuming.]
Rules are rules, and this is one of them. How can you even expect to win? You've hardly had your Torchic for two months now, he isn't even at any level worth challenging Pryce--
SNAKEBYTE'S THE BEST DAMN TORCHIC THIS SIDE OF JOHTO! DON'T YOU TALK BAD ABOUT MY FAVORITE BIRD! [He slams a hand on the desk between them.]
Brad! Please show him out.
[Another gym helper, a rather buff boarder, steps over the gear. Takes a second to pet the Torchic, earning a chirping praise, before making his way forward. Kuwabara stares.
And the guy escorts him out. Forcefully, without hesitation, and without Kuwabara's feet getting a chance to slip on the icy way out. There's an echo of quiet protests, a cry for 'Snakebyyyteeeee' and some angry declarations that he didn't want Pryce's badge anyway and the gym would have melted, but they fade quickly into the distance.
He'll respond later, when he's outside.
What a gym match, huh!]
O1; [Video | Action for NBT]
Dec. 11th, 2014 01:40 pmEEEEEEHHHHH???!?!
HOW THE HELL DID I END UP HERE AGAIN?!
[Kuwabara doesn't realize he's turned on his own gear by the sheer force of squeezing it so hard. But he's just stumbled out of Mom's house, with the most painful sense of deja vu he's had in a long time.
A few seconds of just seeing the whites of his pants, Kuwabara holds up the gear and just squints into it.]
Alright, who's bad idea was it to send me over here again, huh?! When I get my hands on you...
Better have left Fumiko alone, I swear I oughta--
Chic? Tor... chic?
[As the gear straightens itself out, kind of, there's a tilted view of a little Torchic standing before him. The little thing hops over, eyes wide and staring up at him. Kuwabara stares back at the screen--and this time, he actually looks a little more freaked out.]
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO FUMIKOOOO?!
HOW THE HELL DID I END UP HERE AGAIN?!
[Kuwabara doesn't realize he's turned on his own gear by the sheer force of squeezing it so hard. But he's just stumbled out of Mom's house, with the most painful sense of deja vu he's had in a long time.
A few seconds of just seeing the whites of his pants, Kuwabara holds up the gear and just squints into it.]
Alright, who's bad idea was it to send me over here again, huh?! When I get my hands on you...
Better have left Fumiko alone, I swear I oughta--
Chic? Tor... chic?
[As the gear straightens itself out, kind of, there's a tilted view of a little Torchic standing before him. The little thing hops over, eyes wide and staring up at him. Kuwabara stares back at the screen--and this time, he actually looks a little more freaked out.]
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO FUMIKOOOO?!
o4;TH Wall
May. 30th, 2014 01:51 pm[There is nothing but chaos happening here, as Kuwabara... is kind of surrounded in every kitten-type pokemon this world has. In multiples.
It's freaking cat planet cat planet over here.]
Hey, uh... Anyone wanna help!
[He's sitting. In a sea of cats, because they've swarmed his inn room.]
...Free cats, I guess! I can't keep all these things!!
[[OoC: tags will come Sunday/Monday!]]
It's freaking cat planet cat planet over here.]
Hey, uh... Anyone wanna help!
[He's sitting. In a sea of cats, because they've swarmed his inn room.]
...Free cats, I guess! I can't keep all these things!!
[[OoC: tags will come Sunday/Monday!]]
O3; [Video; action for travel party]
Mar. 25th, 2014 01:15 pm[It's rare when Kuwabara's not spending some free time in his day coddling his team, but he's got something great to announce here.]
Hey, Ladies of the Pokémon World. Anyone looking for a date to Prom? [And he beams.] You're in luck! The great Kazuma Kuwabara is available!
[Yes, ladies and gents, this is an ad. Wanted: One (1) prime female seeking one (1) hot stud for Prom. Kuwabara's even dressed himself up for the occasion - he's already in his new blazer, along with a rockin' navy polo with mint pinstripes on the right hand side. (You can bring a boy out of the 90s, but you can't kill the 90s... ever.) He's even got a bow tie, which he takes a moment to adjust.
He's very, very proud of this.]
I'll treat you like a princess, you know it! I'm sixteen, like long walks on the beach, Megallica, cats, and I'll defend your honor. And [have an eyebrow wiggle] if we become real close after prom, that'd be real sweet too.
So just lemme know--
[And then the ugliest, loudest and most obnoxious laughter cuts Kuwabara off. He's quick to blush but turns around, a hand finding his gear to hopefully hide it. In the sudden move, there's a small glimpse of Yusuke in the background laughing his ass off, before the connection terminates.]
Hey, Ladies of the Pokémon World. Anyone looking for a date to Prom? [And he beams.] You're in luck! The great Kazuma Kuwabara is available!
[Yes, ladies and gents, this is an ad. Wanted: One (1) prime female seeking one (1) hot stud for Prom. Kuwabara's even dressed himself up for the occasion - he's already in his new blazer, along with a rockin' navy polo with mint pinstripes on the right hand side. (You can bring a boy out of the 90s, but you can't kill the 90s... ever.) He's even got a bow tie, which he takes a moment to adjust.
He's very, very proud of this.]
I'll treat you like a princess, you know it! I'm sixteen, like long walks on the beach, Megallica, cats, and I'll defend your honor. And [have an eyebrow wiggle] if we become real close after prom, that'd be real sweet too.
So just lemme know--
[And then the ugliest, loudest and most obnoxious laughter cuts Kuwabara off. He's quick to blush but turns around, a hand finding his gear to hopefully hide it. In the sudden move, there's a small glimpse of Yusuke in the background laughing his ass off, before the connection terminates.]
O2; [VIDEO]
Jan. 13th, 2014 10:15 pm[When we last left our favorite pompadour-wearing high school delinquent-in-recovery, he had been on a quest to catch them all and avoid the tickles. Now, as Kuwabara and his companions make their way to a new city, Kuwabara now sporting a shiny new gym badge...
Chaos is afoot. Kuwabara is running, back and forth across the trail. And there's a giant, Level 100 Charizard chasing him down for sport.
Dis punk be disrespectin'.]
ANYONE... KNOW HOW... TO MAKE... IT... STOOOOP BREATHIN' FIRE ON MEEEEE!!
[Kuwabara should've known that with Jin's departure and his level 100 team, he should have been more careful in trying to boss around a high-powered Charizard with just a puny Zephyr badge. But alas, Kuwabara learns better by doing...
And he'll be doing a lot of running until something knocks this thing out.]
Chaos is afoot. Kuwabara is running, back and forth across the trail. And there's a giant, Level 100 Charizard chasing him down for sport.
Dis punk be disrespectin'.]
ANYONE... KNOW HOW... TO MAKE... IT... STOOOOP BREATHIN' FIRE ON MEEEEE!!
[Kuwabara should've known that with Jin's departure and his level 100 team, he should have been more careful in trying to boss around a high-powered Charizard with just a puny Zephyr badge. But alas, Kuwabara learns better by doing...
And he'll be doing a lot of running until something knocks this thing out.]
Snakebyte the Torchic
level 17
Nature: Naive
Scatters things often.
Kuwabara still thinks it's shocking that he's got a new thing to train, but he treats this like a baby chick. But he named him after Megallica's lead singer's guitar, and the little thing is reckless.
m o v e s
Scratch [NRM]
Growl [NRM]
Ember [Fire]
Peck [Fly]
Fumiko the Skitty
level 100
Nature: Jolly
Likes to run.
Ability: Cute Charm
Previous starter, and Kuwabara's other favorite cat; he treats her quite well despite her sass, and even though she gives him a hard time, she buckles down when necessary.
m o v e s
level 17
Nature: Naive
Scatters things often.
Kuwabara still thinks it's shocking that he's got a new thing to train, but he treats this like a baby chick. But he named him after Megallica's lead singer's guitar, and the little thing is reckless.
m o v e s
Scratch [NRM]
Growl [NRM]
Ember [Fire]
Peck [Fly]
Fumiko the Skitty
level 100
Nature: Jolly
Likes to run.
Ability: Cute Charm
Previous starter, and Kuwabara's other favorite cat; he treats her quite well despite her sass, and even though she gives him a hard time, she buckles down when necessary.
m o v e s
| Fake Out [NRM] Tackle [NRM] Sing [NRM] Assist [NRM] Wake-Up Slap [FIGHT] Double-Edge [NRM] | Growl [NRM] Foresight [NRM] Double Slap [NRM] Charm [FAIRY] Covet [NRM] Captivate [NRM] | Tail Whip [NRM] Attract [NRM] Copycat [NRM] Feint Attack [DRK] Heal Bell [NRM] Play Rough [FAIRY] |
o1; [audio → video]
Sep. 2nd, 2013 09:30 pm--AND KUWABARA IS A MAN!
[It's the only shout heard echoing over the Gear from a new transmission before the feed goes dead silent. Around fifteen minutes and a good breakfast later, Kuwabara manages to find the video function.
He's now outside and brushing crumbs away from his mouth.]
URAMESHIIII!! WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GO?!
[Because obviously, being somewhere else means it's his fault. He waits a solid minute of just looking and staring, but then just decides to ask the gear instead. Thanks, Urameshi. Thanks.]
So, uh, some nice lady thought I was her kid and gave me a bag and a cat. [He laughs a little nervously.]
I don't know what it is, but it's kinda cute! She said it's mine, but, uh... I'm not really her kid? Does she have a kid? She's kinda... [He pauses on this one, then shrugs.] Unique's a good word for it.
Anyway. What am I s'posed to do with this? And, uh... how do I get back home? I'm not in the demon world right now, am I? 'Cuz this doesn't seem like Earth, but it's kinda like Earth. It's normal. Well, except for the pink cat, and the lady, and waking up here, and... Well, a lot of it's not normal.
I mean, usually Urameshi knows what's going on, but I dunno where he went, so... Anyone know here?
[Seriously, someone come help out this sad, pathetic child.]
[It's the only shout heard echoing over the Gear from a new transmission before the feed goes dead silent. Around fifteen minutes and a good breakfast later, Kuwabara manages to find the video function.
He's now outside and brushing crumbs away from his mouth.]
URAMESHIIII!! WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GO?!
[Because obviously, being somewhere else means it's his fault. He waits a solid minute of just looking and staring, but then just decides to ask the gear instead. Thanks, Urameshi. Thanks.]
So, uh, some nice lady thought I was her kid and gave me a bag and a cat. [He laughs a little nervously.]
I don't know what it is, but it's kinda cute! She said it's mine, but, uh... I'm not really her kid? Does she have a kid? She's kinda... [He pauses on this one, then shrugs.] Unique's a good word for it.
Anyway. What am I s'posed to do with this? And, uh... how do I get back home? I'm not in the demon world right now, am I? 'Cuz this doesn't seem like Earth, but it's kinda like Earth. It's normal. Well, except for the pink cat, and the lady, and waking up here, and... Well, a lot of it's not normal.
I mean, usually Urameshi knows what's going on, but I dunno where he went, so... Anyone know here?
[Seriously, someone come help out this sad, pathetic child.]
