Dear Laker Hater

Living in Utah during the NBA playoffs is annoying. Dealing with over-zealous Jazz fan sounds like it would be fun, but when Jazz fan doesn't even have smack to talk, it gets irritating.

Now that Kobe just proved all you Boozer-loving, D Will worshipping losers wrong, what have you to say? Like one guy just said in the hot tub, "every game in the NBA is fixed." Now you are really at the bottom of the barrell.

Your hope for a championship gets old. When will that be? 2030? Do you think you are going through LA? Boston? Orlando? Cleveland? Denver? Rockets? Kyle Corver running around the three point line with his blue knee socks and Ellen haircut will not deliver a ring. So do us a favor next season when the Jazz get a 12 game run, do not make any noise cause you know you'll just get thumped in the playoffs.

We do not want to hear about Sloan either. "oh he is so good he is a hall of famer." He is not good. All he does is uninspire, fail to play defense, and drop F-bombs more than a tree-logger. We all know what defines success- rings. Sloan has zero.

You stop making noise, and then we will stop making noise.

MY Last Blog

Down Goes the Diva

We went tubing for FHE and Brooke faceplanted. I had a whole blog I worked on with video and it wouldn't post so I dont feel like the details this time.

Keepin it Fresh

Even though these events are old, the pictures are new and sometimes you just have to keep your blog fresh- right Shauna! The ones that are blurry and have boxes around them are from my phone.

Grape and I covered D-rock's skivies so he looked nude. Thats for the H-Train

One of my talents

For school one of my classes was Haz Mat. This pic is before the suit and boots. We had to pretend cleaning up fake spills. We would walk around school and people would be freakd out. You would not believe the logistics of Haz Mat. If we ran out of air, we failed. If we mixed the wrong substances, see ya. If Buster, the dummy, was not rescued in time, boom outta there.

This is Grandma Squirrel coming down from the Y. And I thought Brooke was slow...

This is just a precursor to Tiger's return. I was playing around in the house and it landed there.

Self Portraits to Self Reflection

Josh moved out of my room and he took with him his self portraits, fictional characters, and 9mm. Russ moved in and brought with him material worthy of acknowledgment. This is the only thing posted in our room...

Frozen Fairways

Right after we got free grand slams at Dennys, we hit balls. There were four of us and four snowless spots. We hit off the mats but we also hit a few off the white ruff.




He may have fallen over

Instead of a white ball and green course it was white course and green ball

If you click on the photo you will see that after his swing, the ball is still there

Boom Outta Here

Last time we juked someone with radios inside AC vents and that was a while ago. This was at 2 a.m. and we are thanking the following:

Russell's friends: provided the shovels
Mother Nature
Brooke the Diva: made us look good
Apart 243 for blaming everyone but us
The 2 eyewitnesses in the parking lot who didn't snitch on us
Raintree Maintenance who have as many tools as Dewalt but still took 20 mins