We are all the rodeo bull: our balls tied up by cowboys, we flail in an arena of rednecks, and are finally harassed by clowns...
Age 57, Male
Wage Slave
Never Again (maybe)
KalifornI-AAA
Joined on 7/8/01
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Here we go again! The new year - will it be better, will it be worse, will we cascade into the vortex of madness, will we continue dog-paddling in the bog of lame sameness? We shall see!
Whatever happens, I wish you, personally, a great 2026! With one stipulation: if you do truly have a great year, you're not allowed to boast about it right before 2027. OTHERWISE A CURSE ON YE YOU DAMNABLE BRAGGART!
Lose the game
Played the game for the first time!
You Survived Your First Encounter
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Defeat boss 3
Defeat the second boss
Defeat the first boss
Get to the round 3 in the tournament
calculate 5 times
first time calculating
Added to bosses for Cathode Raybots Jan 3, 2013.
Added to faces for Cathode Raybots Dec 19, 2012.
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