Here we go again! The new year - will it be better, will it be worse, will we cascade into the vortex of madness, will we continue dog-paddling in the bog of lame sameness? We shall see!
Whatever happens, I wish you, personally, a great 2026! With one stipulation: if you do truly have a great year, you're not allowed to boast about it right before 2027. OTHERWISE A CURSE ON YE YOU DAMNABLE BRAGGART!
